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This must be the legendary Yankee rudeness

What's the nature of your emergency?' oh, shit! Just come! There are dead people out here!

All the pictures on the walls, they all white as lilies and smiling like alligators.

So, what, you just decided to sack out here and seduce me when I walked in the door? Home from spending the night at my boyfriend's? After having sex with him that could go in the Guinness Book of Records?

Jason's favorite person in the entire universe was Jason Stackhouse.

I so seldom had to dispose of a human body myself, I was at a loss. Fairies turned into dust, and vampires flaked away. Demons had to be burned. Humans were very troublesome.

Anyone got X-ray visión?I asked, trying to smile. Where is Superman when you need him?

Of course I am grateful, and I'm sure you are, as you put it, a special vintage, Bill said politely, But I have my own wine cellar.

You never told me all this before, I said, by way of explanation. You all have divided up America into kingdoms, is that right?

Eric, what are you doing? Snuggling. Get out of my bed! -Sookie Stackhouse, Eric Northman

Look. This room is the Seal Room. See the big picture of the seal? And that room is the Pony Room.? ?Is there a pony?? Hunter was an optimist.

Do you want a drink?" "You mean synthetic blood," she said after a slight hesitation. "Yes, that would be nice. A sociable gesture." "I'm all about the gestures. Bubba, you, too?" "Yes, ma'am, I reckon so," he said.

Would Eric enjoy being a Sooner? As I navigated through Shreveport, I wondered if Oklahoma vampires wore cowboy boots and knew all the songs from the musical.

Jeff Abbot was once involved in a taxicab race with Charlaine Harris in North Carolina (he did not win).

Oh, I took some night school courses in psychology," said Bill Compton, vampire.

Ar trebui sa se puna o pancarta pe care sa crie: Loc de parcare pentru cei care comit atacuri nocturne asupra lui Sookie.

Not since the dark days of the Twilight franchise had it been so trendy to be dead.

I am so over Sookie and her precious fairy vagina and her unbelievably stupid name. - Pam

Aubrey was in mufti, which definitely helped me to relax. He was disconcertingly attractive in his jeans and shirt; I had some definitely secular thoughts.

Did Harlequin have a line of books for guys-out-of-prison-get-redeemed romances?

Did Lou have Luke—isn't that your little boy's name?—here in the Shakespeare hospital?

No threatening the cat!" Mr. Snuggly said. No

Please have a seat," I said, though I sounded about as welcoming as a church lady forced to entertain an atheist.

Would that detective be Arthur Smith?" Mother asked. I heard the permafrost under her words.