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What part of 'drop it' don't you understand?" "The part where you keep interfering with my investigation and shooting people I need to interrogate." "Interrogate? I must not understand the meaning of that word, because from where I'm sitting, you blunder around asking people questions until they try to kill you.

Let me see if I have this straight. You killed your children and piloted their undead bodies? Yes. Does that shock you? No. You're a psychopath What does that mean? I got up and brought her a dictionary. She read the definition. That sums it up well.

I'm going to name him Olasard, after he who hunts the evildoers and rips out their souls." The Ripper of Souls gave me a befuddled look.

It's not that I'm that evil, really. I'm just beloved by evil things.

We'll have to force a confrontation. How terrible." She rolled her eyes.

Your pajamas have Eeyore on them." "I like Eeyore. He's sensible. A sober outlook on life never hurt anyone.

The point is, teleportation is a difficult thing that takes a crap ton of mystic. Is 'crap ton' a technical term? Derek asked. Smartass. Yes, I growled.

Tony asked him what his outfit was called, and Gaston told him that if he had to be menacing, there was no reason he couldn't be dashing as well.

The thing is, people have a remarkable potential to injure you, but they also have a great power to help you heal.

Only two kinds of people drink their coffee black: cops and serial killers. Sit, sit." I

It was Wednesday now. She'd been in town for two days.

which had required enough dimensional finagling to make an entire university of theoretical physicists beg for mercy

The Consort is merciful and kind to a fault," Keelan said. The two of them stared at each other for half a second. "I'm sure he is," Jushur said. Ha!

It was a nice kiss. Very... memorable. If he came near me with that look again, I'd hit him upside the head and claim self-defense. No jury in the world would convict me.

Are you implying my people can't be circumspect?" I looked at Jim. "Please relay my congratulations to His Majesty on learning such a big word all by himself.

The Marshal of House Krahr opened his mouth. I braced myself. "Your sister is magnificent," Arland said.

Besides, if we were going to brawl, we wouldn't do it in corporate headquarters." "Precisely," Augustine said. "We observe all necessary formalities before murdering each other.

Or I can put his head into my mouth." "That doesn't seem sanitary. Wouldn't you taste their hair? Is that just a thing you do because you get bored in Alaska?

Control your horse!" Jim snarled. " You control your horse." Oh wow, now that was a clever comeback. He'd surely drop to his knees and bow before my intellectual brilliance.

The boy is right," my aunt said next to me. "You make a passable bride. Miracle of miracles.

Should I bring my own chains this time? Or do you have bigger plans, and this is some sort of freaky murder foreplay?

Time may have taught him patience with less agile minds, but it could hardly teach him how to escape boredom in their presence.

Home, shower, apple pie. Maybe if I said it like a prayer, it would work. The distance between us shrank. Home, shower . . .

Could you be more smug?" He leaned on his elbow. "Possibly. I see you liked the flowers." I got a sudden urge to set the carnations on fire. "They are gorgeous. It's not their fault you brought them.