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It was a two-gallon Styrofoam cooler - one of the cheap ones that you can pick up at any service station in the summer season and then listen to it squeak to the point of homicidal dementia.

Interesting office management skills, kind of a 'violence is not the answer so I'm going to beat the shit out of you philosophy.

Given that Luke's prologue (1:1-4) closely resembles other Greco-Roman prefaces in which a patron's name is mentioned, Theophilus is most likely a well-to-do Greek who funded Luke's writing project.

The name of the child, "Jesus," is a Greek translation of the Hebrew, "Joshua

The past haunts the present in more ways than we think. It certainly scares the living daylights out of ME~ Old Wrinkly

Well, suffering swordfish, exclaimed Fishlegs. Hiccup is LEFTHANDED.

The past haunts the present in mores ways than we realize. It certainly scares the living daylights out of me.

The mighty bosoms of Big-Boobied Bertha had killed many a Warrior in mortal combat.

Let us in, let us in,' shrieked the wind. 'We're very, very hungry.

WARNING Any Relationship to any historical fact WHATSOEVER is entirely coincidental. You have been WARNED

The witch sprang animal-like from

in that quiet gentle voice, as sweetly pure as the stab of an icicle.

Against inebriation – and for drunkenness! Burn down the liquor stores, and replace them with playgrounds!

What is common becomes sense, but what is sensible doesn't always become common.

Eccentric doesn't bother me. Eccentric being a poetic interpretation of a mathematical term meaning something that doesn't follow the lines - that's okay.

His expression became both very tender and very amused, as if there were an excellent inside joke between us, and he tilted his head to the right and looked at me with a focused kind of sweetness and warmth.

have you heard the sex party rumor?" She winced and said, "It actually does sound familiar." I had the impulse to shake my head, but I didn't want to mess up Veronica's handiwork. I said, "You know when true equality will be achieved? When a woman with these kinds of skeletons in her closet has the nerve to run for office." 2004

Does being forty feel fabulous and foxy?" Liz asked.

perhaps this was how grown-up conversations worked—not that your communication didn't falter, but that you both made good-faith attempts to rectify things after it had.

I seriously think he's one of those dudes where, his whole life, he's gotten credit for being smart and moral for no reason other than he's tall. Anyway

Reading the nurse's name tag, Mr. Bennet replied with fake enthusiasm, "Bernard! We're mourning the death of manners and the rise of overly familiar discourse. How are you?

I don't get why you'd write scripts for romantic comedies if you think romance is cheesy nonsense." "That's just it, though," I said. "I don't write from a point of clarity. I write out of confusion.

Truthfully, the main thing I study in my study is the TV screen. My bedroom is where I read.

On a bright Sunday morning in the early years of the last century