Quotes About Author

I don't see why not," I all but snapped at him. "His body was experimented upon, and there are records of it. What else would you call it?" "I don't know. Necropsy?

I've got a woman. A crazy woman." "Sounds like the start of a country song to me," I said.

I bet you a million dollars, that guy was the jackdaw!" "Oh, crap, I bet you're right," he muttered in response. "He's the stupid bird.

You have a really warped relationship with technology. – May

Adrian said, "You sure know how to win friends and influence people." "That's why they call me Raylene. It's Greek for 'charming.' " "You're so full of shit," he observed.

palatable. Easier to overlook. Forgotten, or at least smoothed into some pearl-like blandness, if not a thing of beauty.

Honey, these aren't ordinary penis bones." "Not the kind you pick up at Walgreens, with a bottle of aspirin and a scented candle?

What happened back there? That was … it was magic, wasn't it?" "Either magic, or that woman is so crazy she can fly.

I hoped to God that I was overstating the urgency, but my internal Panic O'Matic assured me that heavily armed commandos were already rifling through my underwear drawer.

In 1984, I turned to theater in the hopes of finding a more direct form of communication between me and my people.

folded laundry from the sofa so Jack and

compliment on her teeth and his gesture

His voice was low and manly,

I love her more than my life. What were you thinking, harming her? Didn't you understand that I'd have to kill you for it?

Captain, and he marched over

The most efficient way to write a walk-on character is to use stereotypes, because the reader already has an impression. This, of course, depends on the length of your story and the importance of the character.

The door to Jakes' office slammed against the wall, and Vivi barreled through the opening. "Turn this ship around right now.

In moments among my various agonies, I noticed the beauty that surrounded me, the wonder of things both small and large:

I was looking to do something non-fiction because I had done a strip, 'My Mom Was a Schizophrenic.' I really enjoyed the process of doing that strip, despite its subject matter. To do it I'd had to do a lot of research and reading and I figured I'd like to do that again.

What the hell were you up to?" Jordie waited for the voice to give him instructions, tell him what to do or say, but the voice was gone. He looked the deputy sheriff in the face and grinned. "I was just gonna kill 'em, is all.

He don't have no orgies," he said. "How do you know?" "Nobody's never had no orgies in Merridale. It's in the town code. If you have an orgy, you get hit by lightning." "Bullshit," said Fred Hibbs. "You ever read the town code?

it is only when one writes a book that one realizes the true power of MSWord, from grammar checks to replace-alls.

Aarti? She got me into trouble the first day we met,' Gopal said. I dipped a biscuit in my tea and listened.

Listen, I don't have the time or patience for this