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Do you want a tampon with that status? You moody bi....

The difference between me and her? I can make him smile with my pants on.

The desire of gratitude for helping others, taints the entire act with selfishness.

I never knew the sounds of love could sing so sweet till the day you gave your beautiful heart to me.

Language has created the word loneliness to express the pain of being alone, and the word solitude to express the glory of being alone.

I support guns and I support the death penalty. Half of my interviews are convincing liberals they're not liberal.

You want a story? Read 'Gone With the Wind'. These aren't stories. They're joke books. The whole thing of a beginning, a middle and an end has been done to death.

I thought it'd be something cooler, like a van with 'Death to Demons' painted on the outside.

I am going to eliminate every unnecessary job-killing regulation. They're choking our businesses to death.

DO I DETECT A NOTE OF UNSEASONAL GRUMPINESS? said Death. NO SUGAR PIGGYWIGGY FOR YOU, ALBERT.

Someday in heaven, when the angels all sing, well, these rags that I'm wearing will be fit for a king.

The Iraqi regime is a threat of unique urgency. [...] It has developed weapons of mass death.

The police came to me to say I had death threats and that I had to be careful!

"Literature" is written material that, 100 years after the death of the author, is forced upon high school students.

What?" I ask. "I'm developing a theory." "And it is?" She picks up her hamburger, grins, and says, "That you have a death wish.

My joy is death- Death, at whose name I oft have been afeard, Because I wish'd this world's eternity.

O Death, made proud with pure and princely beauty!

When Death doth close his tender dying eyes.

Dead shepherd, now I find thy saw of might. Whoever lov'd that lov'd not at first sight.

Ah earth you old extinguisher.

And all the while one spirit uttered this, The other one did weep so, that, for pity, I swooned away as if I had been dying, And fell, even as a dead body falls.

Pain can kill, all on its own: the body goes into shock and shuts down.

No man should go to Valhalla with brothel rash.

He was Death, and he'd ridden in on a pale horse...