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Listen, everyone is entitled to my opinion.

I have wondered at times what the Ten Commandments would have looked like if Moses had run them through the US Congress.

You get fifteen Democrats in a room, and you get twenty opinions

The enemy of society is middle class and the enemy of life is middle age.

There must be a law against forcing children to perform at an early age. Children should have a wonderful childhood. They should not be given too much responsibility.

In this electronic age we see ourselves being translated more and more into the form of information, moving toward the technological extension of consciousness.

Filth and old age, I'm sure you will agree, are powerful wardens upon chastity.

This is the curse of our age, that even the strangest aberrations are no cure for boredom.

Twas a woman who drove me to drink. I never had the courtesy to thank her.

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it.

The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. But not in that order.

The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense.

Reading computer manuals without the hardware is as frustrating as reading sex manuals without the software.

Denial ain't just a river in Egypt.

I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam: I looked into the soul of another boy.

I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer.

The only 'ism' Hollywood believes in is plagiarism.

I handed in a script last year and the studio didn't change one word. The word they didn't change was on page 87.

If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job.

Facebook should have a limit on how many times a relationship status can be change ... after 3 times it should be change default to UNSTABLE!

The greatest thing about Facebook, is that you can quote something and totally make up the source.

A woman will be elected President before Wade Boggs is called out on strikes. I guarantee that.

So you're the little woman who wrote the book that made this great war.