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So that's how you're going to fix the family problem. Little Dragomirs. Good idea.

Oh, and I'm also happy to watch our darling little love child dragon while you're in St. Louis.

Can we go back to the part about Moroi girls hanging out in LA?" asked Adrian hopefully. "Can you direct me to some of the…oh, let's say, more open-minded ones?

Later, I would ask Shaya to help me compose a formal response to Katrice's letter, something a long the lines of "I am the Thorn Queen. F*** Off.

We're pieces on a gameboard, Dr. March, and some of us are more powerful than others. You. Me. Her. We're the ones the gods want. We're the ones they're fighting over.

She knows, because She warns him, and Her instincts never fail, That the Female of Her Species is more deadly than the Male.

Oh God," I groaned, "Seth Mortensen just said 'fucking' out loud. The end of times are near.

Violence isn't the answer to your problems," he said sagely. "She's the one with the problem. And I thought the whole point of my education was that violence is the answer.

You'll know her by a crown of stars and flowers, and then when you take her to your bed and claim her, you will swear your loyalty to me.

I'm very pleased to introduce the world to Adrian and Sydney Ivashkov.

Adrian: I can visit people in their dreams. Christian: Stop. I can feel there is a comment coming on about how women already dream about you. I just ate, you know.

Sydney might not be an expert in personal relationships but puzzles were familiar territory.

I was testing dorm security. It sucks. -Rose to Dimitri

What's this? It looks like a lily." "It is," he said. "No offense, but this lily is kind of more badass than yours. If the Alchemists want to buy the rights to this and start using it, I'm willing to negotiate.

I hate it when you're the sane one. That's my job.

I stared. "Canadian Satanists? You're sending me to a group of Canadian Satanists?

I can say you're okay for an irreverent party boy with occasional moments of brilliance." "Brilliant? You think I'm brilliant?" He threw his hands skyward. "You hear that, world? Sage says I'm brilliant.

You're on a roll here, aren't you? Never thought I'd have a heckler while pouring out my heart and soul.

His eyes widened. "Are you some kind of mutant human? Like a fire user? And I use mutant as a compliment, you know. I wouldn't think less of you.

Easy there, Sage. I'm no gun-toting crazy guy. Crazy, yes. But not the rest.

Hell if I know. That's for smart people like you to figure out. I'm just trying to get college guys to speed up their blow jobs.

My hatred notwithstanding, I had to admit Dimitri Beli-whatever was pretty smart

His voice hardened again.'Now get back to your room-if you can manage it without throwing yourself at someone else.' "Is that your subtle way of calling me a slut?

My name is Dimitri Belikov. I've come to take you back to St. Vladimir's Academy, Princess.