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Say, can thy noble spirit stoop To join the gormandising troop Who find a solace in a soup?

Actually, the best gift you could have given her was a lifetime of adventures.

pardon!' said the Mouse, frowning, but very politely: 'Did you speak?' 'Not I!' said the Lory

belong to one of the doors of the hall; but, alas! either the locks were too large, or the key was too

next thing was to eat the comfits: this caused some noise and confusion, as

On a New York subway you get fined for spitting, but you can throw up for nothing.

people who say "Mason jar" instead of "fruit jar" probably are a little snooty and sleep in pajamas.

I salute your spunk, but I question your sanity," Sam said.

Dude, this is a stoner conversation and we're not even high

Dammit! What? Gonzo sounds panicked. We're out of gas. You're Shithenging me. I Shithenge you not.

If there was one truth Evie had learned in her short life, it was that forgiveness was easier to seek than permission. She didn't plan to ask for either one.

That's some moon Stop talking about my ass, you beast.

Reason was for suckers and Presbyterians.

Theta blew out another plume of cigarette smoke. "Not interested. Love's messy, kiddo. Let those other girls get moony-eyed and goofy. Me? I got plans.

Please do not strain yourself, Miss Doyle. I won't have my girls going cross-eyed in the name of art.

What --- you don't believe in true love? Petra asked. The kind that can then be parlayed into awesome merchandising opportunities? - Beauty Queens

Memphis found his smile. 'You know me, sir. I don't wear worry.

It's so laughable that it's somewhere beyond comedy and right into tragedy again.

He frowns. A dance with the carnivorous Felicity? Why? Has she eaten all the other available gentlemen?

The dull pain of truth weights my soul, pulling it under. I am left hopelessly awake.

They misspelled 'party.' How evil genius can they be?

I am hard at work on the second draft ... Second draft is really a misnomer as there are a gazillion revisions, large and small, that go into the writing of a book.

You are absolute angels of the first order. If I were Pope, I'd canonize you." "The Pope would probably love to turn a cannon on you!

You evah hear of a magic screw?' I cough back a laugh. 'No. No, sir.