Quotes About Douche

He's a douche. I'm sorry, but he is. All the guys on the lacrosse team are. Guys like Kavinsky, they only care about one thing. As soon as they get what they want, they're bored.

By the time we reached town, I was still utterly resolved to keep my hands off her…but Taz was at her place, and I didn't trust that asshole for shit. That's why I took her back to my apartment instead…and you can shut right the fuck up about that. I already know I'm a douche.

And he paddled away in his douche canoe," Bilbo said.

People are mad a Donald Trump for allegedly making a joke about Megyn Kelly having her period. Trump said, 'Trust me, I know what goes on down there, because I'm a huge douche.'

She'd had sex with a demon. Tayla swallowed bile and tried to keep her stomach from heaving. She needed to shower. And douche.