Quotes About Preference

Margarine? That's not food. I Can't Believe It's Not Butter? I can. If you're planning on using margarine in anything, you can stop reading now, because I won't be able to help you.

Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.

I have no truck with lettuce, cabbage, and similar chlorophyll. Any dietitian will tell you that a running foot of apple strudel contains four times the vitamins of a bushel of beans.

I always thought that bagels and lox was my soul food, but it turns out it's sushi.

If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee.

I hate to admit this but I don't even know how to make a cup of tea or coffee. I can boil a kettle for a pot noodle and I've been known to warm up some food in the microwave.

I'm the person who wouldn't send back my food even if I got steak when I'd ordered fish.

I prefer more spicy food to your Italian to be fair.

Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my scotch, I say, I'm thirsty, not dirty.

Why don't you like the foods I like?" he asks sometimes. "Why don't you like the foods I make?" I answer.

What I say is that, if a man really likes potatoes, he must be a pretty decent sort of fellow.

I am still convinced that a good, simple, homemade cookie is preferable to all the store-bought cookies one can find.

I don't eat vegetables. I only eat food like cheeseburgers, Spam, hot dogs and pizza.

A man who was fond of wine was offered some grapes at dessert after dinner. "Much obliged," said he, pushing the plate aside, "I am not accustomed to take my wine in pills."

It may not be possible to get rare roast beef but if you're willing to settle for well done, ask them to hold the sweetened library paste that passes for gravy.

I like neither new clothes nor new kinds of food.

On spinach: I dislike it, and am happy to dislike it because if I liked it I would eat it, and I cannot stand it.

Any of us would kill a cow rather than not have beef.

I would be a vegetarian if the food was better.

I don't feel the need for unusual or glamorous foods like caviar, and I tend more towards ordinary, satisfying food.

Food does not rank high on my list. I eat to live, and I'm very particular about my diet. It's strictly low fat diet for me.

I've never really fancied Mexican food. A taco rather minds me of a puncture outfit.

Fondue is not a good date food.

I am never at picnics. The ground was not meant to be sat upon in its raw state, I feel sure, and I prefer my food without either caterpillars or drafts!