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Quotes About Shock

What a childhood I had - I was ten years old when I found out Alpo was dog food.
~ Rodney Dangerfield
I don't need a diet pill. I need something that gives you an electric shock when you reach for food.
~ Joy Behar
No one has the right to live without being shocked.
~ Philip Pullman
As wild as I was, when the cops show up, and suddenly you're being handcuffed, it's so deeply shocking and terrifying, the loss of freedom.
~ Natasha Lyonne
Emily Dickinson liked to shock people. She liked to break rules. There was a kind of rebellious freedom in her inner world.
~ Unknown
Well, I'll be damned. Oh, this is funny.
~ Doc Holliday
It's funny how something so normal and mundane that you see every day-your body-can be controversial. The shock value is intense. It's like carrying an art piece around with you all the time.
~ Beth Ditto
Scared the postman by going to the door naked. I'm not sure what scared him more, my naked body or the fact that I knew where he lived.
~ Unknown
When I saw the car pulling into the driveway and I saw her getting out and walking towards the house, can you imagine Nadezhda, I performed involuntary excretion in my trousers.
~ Marina Lewycka
I hate to wake up one morning and find out she was killed in a rockslide!
~ Mark Frost
Pardon my French for a second, Chief, but what the fuck?
~ Mark Frost
State terror then is not only "shock and awe," but often more a pinprick of wariness and dread, reminding one of state power, its dominance. In other words, the "shock and awe" is not a one-time event, nor is it meant to be. It is meant to have a lasting impact, to make the subordinated think always that the shock could be applied again. It is meant to leave one in an ongoing "state of shock. Whether
~ Unknown
Although we may deplore the film's scatological language, sexual explicitness and gratuitous gore as seemingly designed only to shock, in the manner of an angry, attention-craving child, we must remember that this movie was actually made by an angry, attention-craving child.
~ Mark Leyner
realizes a huge metal tray cart has overturned. The floor is piled with plastic trays and debris. The moment of shock evaporates. People help the cafeteria workers pull the cart upright and slide trays back into the racks. Last night's shotgun blast tramples through Adrian's thoughts. The
~ Mark Rubinstein
We despise all reverences and all objects of reverence which are outside the pale of our list of sacred things and yet, with strange inconsistency, we are shocked when other people despise and defile the things which are holy for us
~ Mark Twain
I gave my girlfriend something she didn't expect for Valentine's day... Chlamydia.
~ Frankie Boyle
If something is shocking without being funny it's hard to justify.
~ Seth MacFarlane
If you purposefully look to shock people, it isn't funny. That's what 50 million dollar Hollywood comedies do ; try to be shocking and dirty.
~ John Waters
Horror films are very functional like comedies. The main thing with a comedy, the big question is "is it funny?" And with horror the question is "is it scary?"
~ Leigh Whannell
Shirley MacLaine said, You're so funny, then gave me a hug. Everything went white. I couldn't hear, I couldn't see. I thought I was going to pass out
~ Lisa Kudrow
We never really tried to shock for shock's sake on 'Family Guy.' If something was horribly offensive and shocking we would put it in if it was also hysterically funny.
~ Seth MacFarlane
It's funny, but I never knew I was hot or could be beautiful until I saw 'Basic Instinct,' and I was so shocked when I saw how pretty they made me.
~ Sharon Stone
Oh, dear God and baby Jesus in the manger, my eyes!" Dee shrieked. "My eyes!
~ Jennifer L. Armentrout, Opal
It means the third rail has seven hundred volts of direct current running through it. Touch it and you're human popcorn
~ James Patterson