Quotes About Shock

Sometimes a shock to the system is a good thing, you know? Like a reminder that you're alive.

I don't think I've made good movies. I've just made some movies more disgusting than others.

When the dead body said, "Good evening," Annabel had to face the grim conclusion that it wasn't as dead as she'd hoped.

Moving to London was a culture shock, but in a really good way. I'm more aware now, and I'm less trusting of people in the music industry.

When the American people find out how their government has secretly interpreted the Patriot Act, they will be stunned and they will be angry.

No doubt, in complete abstraction one has a feeling of a great shock, if not an explosion, and in approaching the real, one feels health and truth restored.

I know this will come as a shock to you, Mr. Goldwyn, but in all history, which has held billions and billions of human beings, not a single one ever had a happy ending.

The total history of almost anyone would shock almost everyone.

There is humor in the specter of the worst disaster in our nation's history. All I have to do is sweep away the debris of shock to find it.

I'm a big fan of the Mars Bar Diet. You don't eat the Mars bar, you stick it up your arse and let a rottweiler chase you home.

To think that someone we loved, trusted, opened our home to could do this to our daughter and granddaughter is beyond belief.

I feel bad sometimes because I secretly hope New Orleans gets nailed again.

In what a forge and what a heat were shaped the anchors of thy hope! Fear not each sudden sound and shock; 'Tis of the wave and not the rock.

I am not well educated or bright enough to be politically clued in, but I hope in the film that I'm going to shock a few people, win a lot of people over.

When art becomes merely shock value, our sense of humanity is slowly degraded.

Electricity can be dangerous. My nephew tried to stick a penny into a plug. Whoever said a penny doesn't go far didn't see him shoot across that floor. I told him he was grounded.

I wish I had AIDS so I could bite somebody.

I'd rather hug Magic Johnson after he rolled around in barbed wire.

Comedy, like sodomy, is an unnatural act.

I came home and found that my son was taking drugs - my very best ones too!

I hope you accidentally drink leukemia at a picnic.

I don't have kids. That's why I leave it in the dumper or in the mouth, because I hate kids.

Humor is based on surprise, and surprise is a milder way of saying shock. It's surprise that makes the joke.

Struck by lightning! Struck by lightning!