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Quotes About Shock

i am so freaked out, you could pull a clown out of my ass and i wouldn't be at all surprised.
~ David Levithan
Seeing it erases any premonitions I might have had, because even if I felt something was wrong, I never would have pictured this.
~ David Levithan
When the shock wears off, you always hope there's understanding underneath. And with Rhiannon, it seems as if the understanding has already surfaced. Any vestige of doubt has been swept away.
~ David Levithan
I always wondered what it would be like to see this city as a tourist. I have to believe that NY always lives up to its reputation. The buildings really are that tall, the lights really are that bright, there's truly a story on every corner. But it still might be a shock to realize you're just one story walking among millions. To not feel the bright lights even as they fill the air. To see the tall buildings and only feel a deep longing for the stars.
~ David Levithan
I think we all feel it, to varying degrees. Perhaps in some other language there is a word for the world is terribly wrong. That feeling of stun and unbelief and abandonment and shock and horror and distress.
~ David Levithan
I'll see you soon. I promise." And there is, that moment, a shock of recognition. Elijah doesn't even know yet what he is recognizing. There is only the shock. The sense. That feeling of something happening that was meant to happen. Two people fitting in a space and time. For a moment.
~ David Levithan
Everyone had taken their places, when I excused myself to visit the bathroom, and there, in the toilet, was the absolute biggest turd I have ever seen in my life - no toilet paper or anything, just this long and coiled specimen, as thick as a burrito.
~ David Sedaris
Leeches are singing in my asshole.
~ David Sedaris
I dragged my balls across your mother's memorial cake, from cherry to cherry, and to each of the candles.
~ David Sedaris
September 12, 2001 Paris Last night on TV I watched people jump from the windows of the World Trade Center.
~ David Sedaris
I said to him, I said, 'And another thing, dick stain, after this baby is born, I'm gonna take one look at its shit-covered face and if it looks anything like you, I'll have the doctor saw its fucking head off and use it for bait. I swear to God I will
~ David Sedaris
I'd been to only one Walmart in my life before this and I was shocked at how ugly it was, even by American standards. It was a mammoth jumble of absolute shit made more chaotic by brightly colored signs and promotional displays.
~ David Sedaris
By the time a nurse told me about a patient who had inserted an electric toothbrush up inside himself, and another who'd managed a two-liter bottle of Diet Mountain Dew, I was so inured that I said only, "Wait a minute. Diet?
~ David Sedaris
When I came to London in 1986, I was amazed at how prudish everyone was.
~ Juergen Teller
I went to bed sorrowful, and I still suffer from the shock produced by this first collision of my frank, joyous nature with the harsh laws of society.
~ Honore de Balzac
It is from the shock of characters, and not from the struggle of opinions, that antipathies are generated.
~ Honore de Balzac
You were sitting up in the bed, with two black eyes," Brian said later. "You looked listless. And sad. Like a zombie. It's not a nice word to use, but it's the only word to use. You were zoned out and staring. I was in shock. And sad. It was just terribly sad.
~ Unknown
It was the day my grandmother exploded.
~ Iain Banks
Courtney Hall, cartoonist by disappointment, sat phantom-white where reflex and shock had thrown her against the far wall.
~ Unknown
Christ on a bike, Tony …
~ Ian Rankin
Emm vacillated between shock and laughter. "Must be a Texas Ranger motto; instead of 'one riot, one ranger,' 'see a woman you like, arrest her
~ Unknown
Oh if only instead of being a hell, the universe had been an immense anus!
~ Comte de Lautreamont
If you had been there, you would have beshit yourself, believe me.
~ Conn Iggulden
A second red-orange spearhead leaps straight at O'Shaughnessy. The whole world seems to stand still. Then the gun behind it crashes, and there's a cataclysm of pain all over him, and a shock goes through him as if he ran head-on into a stone wall. A voice from the car says blurredly, while the ground rushes up to meet him, 'Finish him up, you guys! I'm getting so I don't trust their looks no more, no matter how stiff they act!' ("Jane Brown's Body")
~ Cornell Woolrich