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Quotes About Obituary

In my book, 'The Big Three in Economics,' I found that the press has frequently and prematurely written the obituary of Adam Smith and his free-market philosophy, only to see a new and more vibrant global marketplace reemerge after being savagely attacked by Keynesians, Marxists, and assorted socialists.
~ Mark Skousen
I never wanted to see anybody die, but there are a few obituary notices I have read with pleasure.
~ Clarence Darrow
We shall see later on that the diversity of the forms of death that circulate invisibly is the cause of the peculiar unexpectedness of obituary notices in the newspapers.
~ Marcel Proust
Ten cents straight will be charged for all obituary notices to all business men who do not advertise while living. Delinquent subscribers will be charged fifteen cents per line for an obituary notice. Advertisers and cash subscribers will receive as good a send-off as we are capable of writing, without any charge whatsoever. Better send in your subscription, as the hog cholera is abroad in the land. —ALTOONA (KANSAS) TRIBUNE, JANUARY 1928
~ Unknown
I've never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure.
~ Mark Twain
There's going to be a picture of 'Mama' on my obit.
~ Vicki Lawrence
when you're young you think you'll always be young. Then one day you suddenly wake up and you're over fifty. And the names in the obituary columns are no longer anonymous old people. They're your contemporaries and friends.
~ Jacqueline Susann
Katherine Anne Porter was a reporter then, on the Rocky Mountain News. Her fiancé, a young officer, died. He caught the disease nursing her, and she, too, was expected to die. Her colleagues set her obituary in type. She lived. In "Pale Horse, Pale Rider
~ John M. Barry
I went to a high school that was so dangerous the school newspaper had an obituary column.
~ Unknown
My school was so tough the school newspaper had an obituary section.
~ Norm Crosby
An autobiography is an obituary in serial form with the last installment missing.
~ Quentin Crisp
I always wait for the Times each morning. I look at the obituary column and if I?m not in it, I go to work.
~ Unknown
It would be too much for me to deal with to be sitting up there next to God, Bon Scott, Sid Vicious, and Jimi Hendrix, and hear somebody read my obituary from below: NIKKI SIXX DIED TODAY...FUCKING GOLFING
~ Nikki Sixx
Back in the nineteenth century, chemists used to joke that you could tell who had just discovered elemental fluorine by reading the obituary columns.
~ Patrick Nielsen Hayden