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Quotes About Ketchup

Q: What did the tomato do after falling behind in the race? A: Ketchup.
~ Scott McNeely
Don't meddle in the affairs of dragons: to them you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
~ Sean Keogh
You can't have a good Thanksgiving meal without a little bit of ketchup on the side.
~ Patrick Mahomes
Altogether about 80 percent of the processed foods we eat contain added sugars. Heinz ketchup is almost one-quarter sugar. It has more sugar per unit of volume than Coca-Cola.
~ Bill Bryson
From a young age, I understood the idea of balanced flavor - the reason you put ketchup on a hamburger. I was that kid who wouldn't eat something if there was something missing. I never really understood it until I began cooking professionally, balancing acids, sweets, spicy flavors and fat.
~ Michael Mina
Why would you go and ruin a perfectly good steak with ketchup?
~ Brandon Mull
It is time to embrace and celebrate ketchup, not be ashamed of it.
~ Jose Andres
I had a job at this French restaurant, and I hated it. I don't like serving; I don't like getting people ketchup.
~ Chris Pine
A hot dog cut up with ketchup is, like, lunch for me, so I just think it's funny to Instagram it. I just don't want to put that much effort into cooking.
~ Lisa Hanawalt
Any time I'm at a bar, I'm hoping somebody asks me about the offside rule. Give me four bottles of beer and one bottle of ketchup and I'm going to explain this to you so well because I love explaining soccer.
~ Brendan Hunt
I made 'Ricki Lake' as a big love show for the American culture: big jars of mayo and ketchup and industrial stuff and capitalism, which I celebrate, because I believe that the criticism comes with love.
~ Netta Barzilai
After he leaves, we both kill a few minutes drowning our fries and the conversation in ketchup.
~ Gayle Forman
Only a fool despises tomato ketchup.)
~ Iris Murdoch
Usually, turkey burger recipes result in something so lifeless and tasteless that drowning one in ketchup (that most perfect and delicious of condiments) doesn't help much. Part of the problem is calling this food a 'burger' at all, because it's never going to satisfy the way juicy, salty, medium-rare beef will.
~ Claire Saffitz
There's nothing very exotic about classic Chilean street food. Imagine a hot dog hidden beneath an explosion of mayonnaise and ketchup. Cost? Twenty-five to 30 pence. This is the completo, an all-purpose solution to breakfast, lunch or, once, the curiously English teatime snack enjoyed by Chileans of all ages.
~ Jonathan Franklin
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
~ Suzanne McMinn
I don't think people are monsters if they put ketchup on hot dogs, but I'm good without it. It's a debate that I don't get too hot-and-heavy with.
~ Kiernan Shipka
Remember that country singer on American Songster, the girl whose father only let her order ketchup, mustard, and relish at McDonald's because ketchup, mustard, and relish are free and you can mix them in a cup of hot water to make McSoup?
~ James Patterson
The quirky flavourings of the idiosyncratic ideologue ultimately drowned in the ketchup of redheaded twins and nipples that go spung.
~ Hal Duncan
Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
~ Laurie E. Rozakis
I still eat a burger at a counter with ketchup dripping down my face.
~ Scarlett Johansson
I conceded on tomato ketchup and ice cream too, and there was triumph in Charlie's face and horror in his eyes. There was extraordinary pain behind the ordinary nouns.
~ Chris Cleave
In the middle of the night, Keith Richards painted Capote's hotel room door with ketchup, thumbing his nose at the snooty Mr. Capote and the Princess with a not-so-veiled reference to In Cold Blood.
~ Jann S. Wenner
restaurants would have a "salad bar" offering lettuce, tomato, onion, egg, pretend-bacon bits, Cheez Whiz and a Special House Dressing made by pouring ketchup out of a bottle, tended by an employee chosen on the basis of listlessness, whose job would be to make sure that all of these ingredients had been slopped over into each other's compartments.
~ Dave Barry