Quotes About Social

Here's a definition of Wokeism : There are people just sitting there, who are deliberately waiting, for the thrill of being offended.

There was a general stir in the room and a craning forward of necks. The seasoned cronies of the Three Peewits had long ago discovered that the most delectable of all social delights was a quarrel that just stopped short of physical violence.

At the name Dekker there occurred that curious moral stiffening, that gathering together of relaxed social awareness, which always happens in England when an upper middle-class person enters the company of a group of lower middle-class persons.

How come when you're single, nobody wants you, but the minute you enter a relationship you're a hot item.

Rest assured that however crappy your Valentine's Day is, Instagram can make it look romantic...

The awkward moment when an ex-boyfriend tries to add you on Facebook. (After being previously deleted.)

That awkward moment when your ex likes your new relationship status on facebook.

That awkward moment when you change your facebook status to 'single' and your ex likes it.

A good way to breakup with your girlfriend is to introduce her as your ex girlfriend at parties. It softens the blow.

I get sad when people replace face-to-face friendship with texting.

Being fake is the new trend now, so I guess everyone is in style.

At least having a winter birthday means you can blame your low party attendance on the weather.

It must feel good to see a birthday wish on Facebook from someone you will actually see at your birthday party.

It would be significantly easier to wish you a happy birthday if you were on Facebook.

That awkward moment when people are singing Happy Birthday to you and you have no idea where to look...

Waiting for your birthday so you can get a million Facebook wall posts.

Happy birthday to one of the few people whose birthday I can remember without a Facebook reminder.

I hardly know you...but Facebook says it's your birthday...so happy birthday!

Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space

Perhaps the greatest social service that can be rendered by anybody to this country and to mankind is to bring up a family.

I am always saying 'Glad to have met you.' to somebody I'm not at all glad I met. If you want to stay alive, you have to say that stuff, though.

Do not choose for your friends and familiar acquaintance those that are of an estate or quality too much above yours...You will hereby accustom yourselves to live after their rate in clothes, in habit, and in expenses, whereby you will learn a fashion and rank of life above your degree and estate, which will in the end be your undoing.

Music is the social act of communication among people, a gesture of friendship, the strongest there is.

What men have called friendship is only a social arrangement, a mutual adjustment of interests, an interchange of services given and received; it is, in sum, simply a business from which those involved propose to derive a steady profit for their own self-love.