Quotes About Happiness

There is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball, and that is to have either a clear conscience or none at all.

For every minute you are angry you lose sixty seconds of happiness.

One of the universal rules of happiness is: always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual.

Happiness: a good bank account, a good cook, and a good digestion.

One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.

A man doesn't know what hapiness is until he's married. By then it's too late.

The best way to cheer yourself is to cheer somebody else up.

People rarely succeed unless they have fun in what they are doing.

He who laughs, lasts.

A day without laughter is a day wasted.

Start every day with a smile and get it over with.

Laughter is higher than all pain.

Forget health clinics and gyms. Sex is the best cure. One good night of sex and your problems are gone.

Children really brighten up a household - they never turn the lights off.

In Hollywood, if you don't have happiness you send out for it.

Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.

Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city

People say laughter is the best medicine. Your face must be curing the world.

Growth itself contains the germ of happiness.

The human spirit needs to accomplish, to achieve, to triumph to be happy.

Whenever I miss you. I just close my eyes and I see your smiling face and half of my problems automatically get solved.