Quotes About Emotions

Most men don't seem to get that telling a pissed-off woman to calm down is like throwing gunpowder on a fire." ~ Liberty Jones

When you're older, no matter how good your humor is you don't always feel perky and peppy. But if you sit home all day and brood about it, it gets worse.

It was nice that you guys have such a good sense of humor, because some people don't have the ability to laugh at something.

Feelings are like chemicals, the more you analyze them the worse they smell.

I was deeply unhappy, but I didn't know it because I was so happy all the time.

We laugh, that we may not cry.

Having a great intellect is no path to being happy.

I don't know whether to toss you through that window or shake your hand and say 'Well done'" Henry said in a tired voice.

You get all excited to give her the ring, and it's real emotional, and you give it to her, and she cries. And a second later, you're like, 'Damn, I could have had a car.'

It was impossible to get the Dimitri and Tasha thing out of my head, but at least packing and getting ready made sure I didn't devote 100 percent of my brain power to him. More like 95 percent.

I smoke to fill the potholes in my soul

It's not that I want you to go, it's just that I don't want you to stay." - China Sorrows -

I diagnosed my loneliness as premature empty nest syndrome.

Why does every flight attendant seem like they are going through a divorce?

Humor is the most honest of emotions. Applause for a speech can be insincere, but with humor, if the audience doesn't like it there's no faking it.

It's important I surround myself with people who make me happy.

I would not know how I am supposed to feel about many stories if not for the fact that the TV news personalities make sad faces for sad stories and happy faces for happy stories.

Have you ever noticed that the lawyer always smiles more than the client?

I'll tell you what makes my blood boil?... Crematoriums.

She runs the gamut of emotions from A to B.

Find 100 reasons to laugh. You are bound to feel better, you will cope with problems more effectively and people will enjoy being around you. Besides unhappiness, what do you have to lose?

People don't deserve the restraint we show by not going into delirium in front of them.

I had liked him for all the wrong reasons.

The bile makes it better. I am an information wasting machine - 100s of words a day.