Quotes About Emotions

As unrefined and basic as an animal's emotional equipment may be, it is not insensitive to freedom. Somewhere in the archives of crudest instinct is recorded the truth that it is better to be endangered and free than captive and comfortable.

Your friendship means so much to me that... When you cry, I cry. When you laugh, I laugh. When you jump out a window, I laugh some more.

A girl only needs three things in her life: love to make her weak, alcohol to make her strong, and friends to pick her up when the first two make her hit the ground.

When I was a boy, my mom wore a mood ring. When she was in a good mood it turned blue. In a bad mood, it left a big red mark on my forehead. Happy Mother's Day!

I love everybody. Some I love to be around. Some I love to avoid. And others I love to punch in the face.

All sincere boys fall in love with stupid girls, all sincere girls fall in love with stupid boys, I am neither stupid nor sincere, that's why I am 'SINGLE'.

The human brain is amazing. It functions 24 hours a day from the time we were born, and only stops when we take exam or when we are in love.

If you're sad about being alone on Valentines Day, just remember that nobody loves you on any other day of the year either.

Are you crying? No, I'm impersonating a fountain.

My friend falls, I laugh...My phone falls, I panic.

If you think the things I say out loud are bad, you should hear the things that I keep to myself!!

One day, I'm gonna make the onions cry...

Having a holiday weekend without a family member felt like putting on a sweater that had an extra arm.

X's and O's for my ex's and hoes.

That moment when you hear someone call your bestfriend their bestfriend and you're like.....Ummmmmmm no bi....

I was making out with this woman, and my shirt was off, and she leaned over and, in a really cute, girly voice, went, 'Hey, fatty!'

Faithful Girls Cry The Most.

Every time I hear a song that reminds me of my ex I have a strong erg to punch the radio.

Almost everyone has or will experience getting dumped in their lifetime. Unless, of course, you're a nun. Jesus can't dump nuns.

I want to be happy and sad at the same time. Yeah, I know it sounds sappy.

Happy Valentine's Day! And if this is news to you, my guess is you're probably alone. Valentine's Day is often times a, well, it's a manufactured day that really doesn't mean anything.

It goes Christmas, New Year's Eve, Valentine's Day. Is that fair to anyone who's alone? These are all days you gotta be with someone. And if you didn't get around to killing yourself at Christmas or New Year's, boom! There's Valentine's Day. I think there should be one more after Valentine's Day just called, 'Who could love you?'

Valentine's Day: the holiday that reminds you that if you don't have a special someone, you're alone.

Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!