Quotes About Emotions

If only faces could talk.

My father taught me a good lesson: Don't get to low when things go wrong. And don't get too high when things are good.

I apologized to her once for spending less time with her, but she blew it off. "You're in love. That makes you actually kind of boring to people who aren't in love. You know, the sane ones.

I hate people who cry around me. I'm not friends with them anymore. Especially girls. Cuz girls are crying all the time. It's like, 'Shut up.'

Panicky despair is an underrated element of writing.

I'm just like anyone. I cut and I bleed. And I embarass easily.

I feel things can always be funny, but that's probably because I have some kind of leftover childhood need to make people laugh. For somebody like me, that's the thing you excel at.

That's the funniest thing about portraying certain things on screen, sitting next to your parents and they get to see this glimpse of me kissing another guy.

I got my wife a mood ring. It works real good! When shes in a good mood it turns blue, but when shes in a bad mood theres a red mark across my forehead

Golf is good for the soul. You get so mad at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.

I probably am a cranky writer, but I am actually a fairly nice, normal person. Since I'm a grouchy writer, of course I have friends whose books are doing way better than mine.

I've never laughed a woman into bed, but I've laughed one out of bed many times.

My heart is so light that it's amazing. I get to play all this grief, all this loss, all this disaster and chaos. It's hysterically funny. I am very light.

It's funny how you can be mad at someone one moment and want to hug them the next.

Just because I rock doesn't mean I am made of stone.

I've always been interested in people, but I've never liked them.

That's just how I see things. I think things that are the most dramatic or tragic can also look the most ridiculous and funny. That's part of being human.

I have attended operas, whenever I could not help it, for fourteen years now; I am sure I know of no agony comparable to the listening to an unfamiliar opera.

Myrnin was silent for a beat, and then he said, "Bob would be very disappointed in you.

Funny the way it is, not right or wrong, somebody's heart is broken, and it becomes your favorite song.

Some people suffer in silence louder than others.

I think maybe to survive, I mean to just get through the day - I'm not saying that everything is hilariously funny.

"Cracking the Ice" scores the literary equivalent of a hat-trick: funny, harrowing and finally, heartfelt. This book is a winner.

She tried to smile sympathetically, but with her face it wasn't quite possible.