Quotes About Emotions

The passions grafted on wounded pride are the most inveterate; they are green and vigorous in old age.

It is not the end of joy that makes old age so sad, but the end of hope.

The things which the child loves remain in the domain of the heart until old age. The most beautiful thing in life is that our souls remaining over the places where we once enjoyed ourselves.

It is not by the gray of the hair that one knows the age of the heart.

There's no such thing as old age, there is only sorrow.

For every minute you are angry you lose sixty seconds of happiness.

Not by wrath does one kill, but by laughter.

Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

A girl's legs are her best friends, but the best of friends must part.

I love children, especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away.

Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?

When I was a boy, my mother wore a mood ring. When she was in a good mood it turned blue. In a bad mood, it left a big red mark on my forehead.

It's much easier to turn a friendship into love, than love into friendship.

Bush gave an interview and he said people will vote for him because 'They've seen me weep, theyve seen me laugh, and theyve seen me hug.' These are the same qualifications for a Tickle Me Elmo.

Age does not protect you from love. But love, to some extent, protects you from age.

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap.

My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings.

If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job.

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city

When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.

Girls aren't moody, they just have days when they are less likely to put up with your sh...

When a woman says nothing's wrong that means everything is wrong and when a woman says everything's wrong that means everything is wrong. - Homer Simpson

I saw a woman crying as she was buying tampons earlier. Must be going through a tough period in her life.

When your girl sighs, shes actually cussing you out in her head.