Quotes About Contentment

If you are good life is good.

It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy.

But I'm really enjoying my retirement. I get to sleep in every day. I do crossword puzzles and eat cake.

Some folks rail against other folks, because other folks have what some folks would be glad of.

A reasonable amount of fleas is good for a dog; it keeps him from brooding over being a dog.

You aren't really old until nothing is fun enough to make you forget the weather.

That woman in the shampoo commercial - she's happy. She's... she's too happy.

[I]t is well to have as many holds upon happiness as possible.

No one will laugh at how great things are for somebody.

Ever eat so much you feel sick? Isn't that the best?

There is nothing like a comfortable adventure to put people in a good humor. . .

It's early on a beautiful winter morning. The house is quiet. The sun is shining. I'm thankful. I'm happy. My cup runneth over. Now there's coffee everywhere.

Question: What do you get the man who has everything? Answer: a concious. That guy is so greedy.

Living is about clucking your tongue and enjoying the sound.~Slater

If money don't buy happiness, what the hell does?

Yeah, world peace would be all right, but what about a day off in a slab of ham the size of my head.

Maybe money can't buy happiness, but it can get you a nice little villa in Tuscany, and that's close enough for me.

Apparently Super Max was pretty content with taking care of half the town, such was his wonderfulness.

Vanity might be a "sin" according to some lights, but he thought in measured doses it was one of life's allowable simple pleasures. It helped everyone get through their days.

Relative poverty is when you have more taste than money.

Don't we all hope to die with a smile on our faces?

I'm a simple man. I like pretty dark-haired women and breakfast food.

I'm keeping myself to myself. And I like it that way. I'm not hunting. I'm the opposite of a - what would a male cougar be? Is there such a thing? Whatever it is, I'm not that.

You know what the ideal dove gun for any given day is? Your other-the one you left at home.