Quotes About Unicycle

I'm always trying to show versatility. I'm juggling, and I'm flipping fire, and I'm chewing gum and rhyming at the same time... on a unicycle, while playing the drums.

I do own a unicycle, which I use for workout purposes as opposed to doing tricks.

Doing my homework one day, in the little box room in Cedarwood Road, I looked out the window as Guck Pants went by on a unicycle. Playing the trumpet.

Unicycle?! came the quick reply. I'm diabetic!