Quotes About Attitude

I'm usually only mentally rude to people.

key to true happiness is lowered expectations.

Are you a feminist?" "You bet your ass," Lula said. "Unless I need something done that's man's work.

I rolled my eyes so far into the back of my head I saw myself Thinking"- Stephanie Plum High Five

letting my skirt ride up to a couple inches below my doo-dah

figure you gotta have the right attitude about this stuff. Take Dolly, for instance. Dolly was gonna try to keep her lunch date, which is a good thing, because life gotta go on. And even though he was dead, Dirk sort of looked like he was smiling.

Grandma was in her mid-seventies and didn't look a day over ninety.

I figure happiness is a choice that you make.

Death isn't such a big deal when it's happening to someone else.

He pooped twice, and I didn't pick it up. My feeling is if God wanted me to pick up dog poop he would have made it look like diamonds and smell like roses.

Think you should stop your whining, she said to Kuntz, on account of it makes you look like a wiener. And with a name like Kuntz you gotta be careful what you look like.

In my opinion, the only good spider is a dead spider, and woman's rights aren't worth dick if they mean I can't ask a man to do my bug squashing.

It was dark and raining, with bad visibility, but this was Jersey, and we don't slow down for anything.

My father never got the memo about red meat, colonoscopies, or heart disease. His philosophy was that if you never went to the doctor, you never found out there was something wrong with you. So far it was working for him.

All us good citizens in Jersey got attitude. We got pride. We got brass balls the size of watermelons. We got rude hand gestures and loaded guns... most of us. It's not like we're a pushover state like California. If you want to make points and get extra virgins when you blow yourself up, clearly Jersey is the place to accomplish that, you see what I'm saying? It's not like we're easy.

Everyone tells me I'm a pain in the ass." "Then it must be true

And if there's no God?" "You act as if there is, and it's the same thing.

don't sulk. you're acting just like a man.

I like clothes that are simple and preferably cheap unless I'm being given it for free.

It's funny because unlike back in the seventies when I made hardly any money, today I could just live off the past if I wanted to. I have no interest in that.

This is true enough, but success is the next best thing to happiness, and if you can't be happy as a success, it's very unlikely that you would find a deeper, truer happiness in failure.

Donald Trump, unlikely Mitt Romney, is not awkward about his money. He has absolutely no qualms about saying, 'I'm rich.'

But there's no point in looking back and saying I was unlucky.

There are jerks all over Washington. Life is short; being a jerk is just unnecessary.