Quotes About Attitude

The incurable ills are the imaginary ills

My Poor Dad Often Said, 'I'd Rather Be Happy Than Rich.' My Rich Dad Said, 'Why Not Be Both?'

My dad always said, If someone hands you a lemon, make lemonade. Plus that also works wonderfully as a metaphor.

While my dad is a rebel at heart, I am a conformist.

My dad was a good competitor. I know he'd think I was a little off the charts.

My son Jack once said to me, 'Dad, do you think people are laughing with you or at you?' And I said, 'I don't care as long as they're laughing.'

My dad was always fascinated and amused by Trump, so I learned to be fascinated and amused by Trump.

Half condemn him and write him off as useless like him dad. The other half just shrug and indulge him and say, 'Well, that's Adrian.

My most important professional accomplishment to date is the ability to keep working with absolutely no skills whatsoever.

If y'all fresh to death, then I'm deceased.

My lifestyle determines my deathstyle.

When you die, it does not mean that you lose to cancer, you beat cancer by how you live, why you live and in the manner in which you live.

Broadly speaking, human beings may be divided into three classes: those who are billed to death, those who are worried to death, and those who are bored to death.

What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.

You gotta stay 'fresh to death,' I call it. Fresh outfit, fresh haircut, fresh tan. Just stay fresh.

I want them to play Britney Spears at my funeral. This way I won't feel so bad about being dead, and everyone there will know there is something worse than Death.

An early taste of death is not necessarily a bad thing.

I checked the actuarial tables, and the lowest death rate is among six-year-olds. So I decided to eat like a six-year-old.

Why should I be worried about death?

Woe, woe, woe... in a little while we shall all be dead. Therefore let us behave as though we were dead already.

Some folks they take to living fast while some prefer a slow death.

Death is a punishment to some, to others a gift and to many a favour.

I don't sit in the corner waiting for death: death has to pursue me. I'm going strong. I hope to reach 100 and ask for an extension, just like my grandmother did.

I'll be mellow when I'm dead.