Quotes About Attitude

I'm not 40, I'm eighteen with 22 years experience.

When somebody tells you nothing is impossible, ask him to dribble a football.

Remember, people will judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold — but so does a hard-boiled egg.

If you don't start out the day with a smile, it's not too late to start practicing for tomorrow.

I've used up all my sick days so I'm calling in dead.

Being in a good frame of mind helps keep one in the picture of health.

Even if you've been fishing for three hours and haven't gotten anything except poison ivy and sunburn, you're still better off than the worm.

Man who want pretty nurse, must be patient.

Ultimately, aren't we all just talking monkeys with an attitude problem?

People judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold, but so has a hard-boiled egg.

Pink is not just a color, it's an attitude.

Take life with a grain of salt, a slice of lime, and a shot of tequila.

The difficulties of life are intended to make us better, not bitter.

Man is the only critter who feels the need to label things as flowers or weeds.

As a man thinks in his heart, so is he.

It's not what you wear - it's how you take it off.

Minds are like parachutes — they only function when open.

I'm in shape. Round is a shape... isn't it?

In dog beers, I've only had one.

Who says nothing is impossible. I've been doing nothing for years.

Life is like a mirror, we get the best results when we smile at it.

If you would like to spoil the day for a grouch, give him a smile.

Some pursue happiness, others create it.

Men show their character in nothing more clearly than by what they find laughable.