Quotes About Dryers

I kind of have a strange addiction to hair dryers. Like on the TV show, where they eat toilet paper or eat the wall or something - I'm addicted to hair dryers. Since I was 8 years old, I've used them to fall asleep. I love the white noise. I love the heat. It just puts me right to sleep.

The launderette, you say? Hmm. Delightful as a career manning the tumble dryers sounds, I think I'll stick with songwriting for a bit longer.

What is lint? How does it find hair dryers and navels?

Do you have anything to drink in this place?" "Nope. We're really a laundromat. The pub thing is just a gimmick to make sure there isn't a long line for the dryers," I said.