Quotes About Beauty

For years I stopped reading beauty magazines because I couldn't look at one without wanting to blow my brains out. How can those women look so good?

Frankly, I like the fact that I no longer fit the young beauty type-people take me more seriously now.

You know how many stunning women told me they can't stand a good-looking man? ... Women feel secure with an ugly guy because a man in bad shape isn't gonna cheat.

I'm walking insecurity. Without all this makeup, I look like a refugee when I get up in the morning.... I generally look like one major bowwow. I mean arf.

You start out happy that you have no hips or boobs. All of a sudden you get them, and it feels sloppy. Then just when you start liking them, they start dropping.

Guys think that if a girl is pretty, she's automatically going to say no. Most of the guy's I've gone out with, I've had to make it completely obvious that I'd like them to ask me out. Or, I've had to ask them.

He who wants a rose must respect the thorn.

Everyone wants to understand painting. Why don't they try to understand the singing of birds? People love the night, a flower, everything that surrounds them without trying to understand them. But painting - that they must understand.

I hope with all my heart there will be painting in heaven.

The purest and most thoughtful minds are those which love colour the most.

Sir, when their backsides look good enough to slap, there's nothing more to do.

A painter who has the feel of breasts and buttocks is saved.

Pictures must not be too picturesque.

A book of Verses underneath the Bough, A Jug of Wine, a Loaf of Bread - and Thou Beside me singing in the Wilderness - Oh, Wilderness were Paradise enow!

Our hearts were drunk with a beauty our eyes could never see.

I need sex for a clear complexion, but I'd rather do it for love.

There are many lovely women, but no perfect ones.

Bald as the bare mountain tops are bald, with a baldness full of grandeur.

The most delightful advantage of being bald - one can hear snowflakes.

People are like birds - from a distance, beautiful: from close up, those sharp beaks, those beady little eyes.

Consider the lilies of the field, how they grow; they toil not, neither do they spin. And yet I say unto you, that even Solomon in all his glory was not arrayed like one of these.

Hair is another name for sex.

Let me be dressed fine as I will, Flies, worms, and flowers, exceed me still.

If you scratch a great photograph, you find two things: a painting and a photograph.