Quotes About Beauty

From birth to age 18, a girl needs good parents, from 18 to 35 she needs good looks, from 35 to 55 she needs a good personality, and from 55 on she needs cash.

Beauty and ugliness disappear equally under the wrinkles of age; one is lost in them the other hidden.

Youth, large, lusty, loving - Youth, full of grace, force, fascination. Do you know that Old Age may come after you with equal grace, force, fascination?

Age, like distance, lends a double charm.

A good and true woman is said to resemble a Cremona fiddle: age but increases its worth and sweetens its tone.

No woman should ever be quite accurate about her age. It looks so calculating.

The age of a woman doesn't mean a thing. The best tunes are played on the oldest fiddles.

The two most beautiful words in the English language are 'cheque enclosed.'

She's got a great looking husband, a little boy and all the money in the world. She hasn't got the looks, but you can't have everything.

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all art and science.

I believe that sex is the most beautiful, natural, and wholesome thing that money can buy.

Sex is like art. Most of it is pretty bad, and the good stuff is out of your price range.

The body of a young woman is God's greatest achievement. Of course He could have made it to last longer, but you can't have everything.

Yeah, I know I'm ugly...I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God beat me to it.'

They used to shoot her through gauze. You should shoot me through linoleum.

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?

I can't even get three weeks off to have cosmetic surgery.

Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.

Curve: The loveliest distance between two points

Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away

A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that her mouth is extremely beautiful when her lips are closed

When people call you photogenic, they're actually trying to tell you that you look uglier than your pics..

There is nothing more beautiful than a woman with a gentle and peaceful spirit.

A woman whose smile is open and whose expression is glad has a kind of beauty no matter what she wears.