Quotes About Beauty

She got a mud pack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off

A woman gets stretch marks from one of two things. Either she was big and got small or she was small and got big.

Alcohol does not make ugly people attractive. It makes it so you could care less that they're ugly.

Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose.

Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but to accept God's final word on where your lips end.

No one in the world gets what they want and that is beautiful.

Fruit... it's just God showing off. "Look at all the colours I know!"

I used to be scared of pretty girls, until one confessed they're just as scared of me.

She was at the beauty shop for two hours. That was only for the estimate.

I've had so many bikini waxes, I cry every time I see a Popsicle stick.

Beauty is all very well at first sight; but who ever looks at it when it has been in the house three days?

I got my hair highlighted because I felt some strands were more important than others.

It was beautiful in a harsh I'm-going-to-gut-you-like-a-fish kind of way.

Everyone coming out of a perfume store is smelling the back of their hand.

She was a handsome woman of forty-five and would remain so for many years.

I don't understand the sizes anymore. There's a size zero, which I didn't even know that they had. It must stand for: 'Ohhh my God, you're thin.'

I like all my children, even the squat and ugly ones.

You stand for nothing. You respect nobody. The music you dance to is devoid of beauty, its lyrics empty of humor or cleverness.

Have you ever noticed that your ugliest friend is most afraid of being raped?

One evening I sat Beauty on my knees – And I found her bitter – And I reviled her.

Genius is of small use to a woman who does not know how to do her hair.

I knew a girl so ugly, I took her to the top of the Empire State building and planes started to attack her.

I seated ugliness on my knee, and almost immediately grew tired of it.

We have truth in order not to die of art.