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Quotes About Father-in-law

Now nearly every small Bengali maiden had heard long ago about her father-in-law's house; but we were a little new-fangled, and had kept these things from our child, so that Mini at this question must have been a trifle bewildered. But she would not show it, and with ready tact replied: 'Are you going there?
~ Rabindranath Tagore
Amongst men of the Cabuliwallah's class, however, it is well known that the words father-in-law's house have a double meaning. It is a euphemism for jail, the place where we are well cared for, at no expense to ourselves. In this sense would the sturdy pedlar take my daughter's question. 'Oh,' he would say, shaking his fist at an invisible policeman, 'I will thrash my father-in-law!
~ Rabindranath Tagore
When my father-in-law, Jan Vuijst, a Dutch Reformed minister, was on his deathbed, I had a deeply intimate conversation with him - as it turned out, my last conversation with him. He said to me, 'It was a privilege to have lived.' The soulful gratitude of that simple statement will never leave me.
~ Daniel Klein
I recalled my father-in-law's aphorism "To fool a judge, feign fascination, but to bamboozle the whole court, feign boredom..." & I pretended to extract a speck from my eye.
~ David Mitchell, Cloud Atlas
My father-in-law gets up at 5 o'clock in the morning and watches the Discovery Channel. I don't know why there's this big rush to do this.
~ Jeff Foxworthy
My father-in-law gets up at 5 o'clock in the morning and watches the Discovery Channel. I don't know why there's this big rush to do this.
~ Jeff Foxworthy
Lissa looked taken aback, but Jared Sage—my father-in-law now, I realized?showed nothing but contempt. "This is ridiculous. Humans and Moroi can't be married. That's your way, as well as ours. This isn't a real marriage." "Not according to the state of Nevada," I said cheerfully. "We've got the paperwork to prove it. Get us a laptop, and we can all look at the wedding pictures together.
~ Richelle Mead
Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Ever heard a joke about a father-in-law?
~ Dick Clark
Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law
~ Dick Clark
Grant's postwar fame didn't spare him the bane of his father-in-law's glaring presence. After he and Julia settled into their Georgetown home, Colonel Dent had no qualms about moving in with them, forcing the victorious Union general to tolerate under his roof a cranky, unrepentant rebel who pontificated about the North violating southern rights.
~ Ron Chernow
Father-in-law comes to stay, goes to local church and returns saying he will spend the rest of his life translating New English Bible back into English.
~ Jilly Cooper
Radio 2 feels like I'm still at the pub with all my friends but now my father-in-law has joined the table. But I love it. If I was a stick of rock I'd have BBC written through me.
~ Sara Cox
My father-in-law has ear hair like a wolverine. It fans out from the auricles, wafting from the ridge lines like cilia, like gray feathered plumage.
~ Rosecrans Baldwin
Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law?
~ Dick Clark
When I first got to WWE, the head of talent relations was John Laurinaitis, who is now my father-in-law, and the first thing I thought when I saw everything that he had to do is, I thought, 'I would never, in a million years, ever want that job. You could not pay me enough money to have that job.'
~ Daniel Bryan
When combined, Kushner's four texts painted President Trump as crazy, aimless, stubborn and manipulative. I could hardly believe anyone would recommend these as ways to understand their father-in-law, much
~ Bob Woodward
Playing for Yogi is like playing for your father; playing for Billy is like playing for your father-in-law.
~ Don Baylor
My father-in-law just happens to be a global procurement guru. Now retired, he was the global head of procurement for some of the biggest companies in the world as well as our very own treasury.
~ Ian Watson
He is gracious with his time and has a tremendous heart. He is an incredibly loyal person and never forgets those who are loyal to him. I feel very lucky to have a man like Donald Trump as my father-in-law.
~ Lara Trump
I respect and reverence you, dear father-in-law, I wish I had chosen death rather than following your son, leaving behind my bridal chamber, my beloved daughter, my dear childhood friends and my kin. But I did not, and I pine away in sorrow.
~ Homer
I moved my family down to Miami to stay with my father-in-law, Jack, for a while. Best move I ever made.
~ Dion DiMucci
Ought one ever to play at make-believe with a full-grown man for any consideration whatever—even though he be a parson, and a possible father-in-law? There's a case of conscience for you!
~ George du Maurier
My father-in-law lives in Montana, and we would come here every summer.
~ Jeff Giles
Magellan also received a secret communiqué from his father-in-law, Diogo Barbosa
~ Laurence Bergreen