Quotes About Embarrassing

Did you ever wake up with an erection...and find yourself in a massage chair at Brookstone? And you yell to the sales clerk "I'll take it!"

Some mistakes are worse than others: wearing your underwear inside out isn't as uncomfortable as wearing it back to front.

The embarrassing thing is that the salad dressing is outgrossing my films.

Wanna play a joke on your chiropractor? The next time he starts working on you, go limp and soil yourself.

Writing to you is like some embarrassing remake of Waiting For Godot. Why don't you jerk off on paper in my direction, as I've done. I am so unhappy it's amusing.

It isn't wise to be rude to one's mother. She knows everything about your childhood that is potentially embarassing.

When I was playing before I retired, I never really understood the appreciation and the respect that people gave me. People had treated me like a god or something, and that was very embarrassing.

One of the embarrassing problems for the early nineteenth-century champions of the Christian faith was that not one of the first six Presidents of the United States was an orthodox Christian.

The wolf had not only ridden her into damn near unconsciousness, he'd given her the best orgasms of her life. And that was plain embarrassing. Her best sex had been with a wolf. Pathetic. Except her body was telling her to shut up and wallow. 'Cause this felt gooooood. Good enough that she might even want to repeat it.

That man is such a damn turd monkey." "Grandma!" I said. "Oh, Zoeybird, did I just call your mother's husband a damn turd monkey out loud?" "Yes, Grandma, you did." She looked at me, her dark eyes sparkling. "Good.

Whether you take kindly or not…" started the Devil. I cut him off. "Sure we could take kindly, but then there would be a problem. Where would we put it? How would we take care of it? And then the cops would come asking all sorts of embarrassing questions about where kindly was. Quite frankly the whole thing seems more trouble than its worth," I said.

The embarrassing thing is that my salad dressing is out-grossing my films.

Good writing is remembering detail. Most people want to forget. Don't forget things that were painful or embarrassing or silly. Turn them into a story that tells the truth.

Good writing is remembering detail. Most people want to forget. Don't forget things that were painful or embarrassing or silly. Turn them into a story that tells the truth.

This might make for an awkward situation. I have a talent for awkward situations.