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Quotes About Attendance

You always worry before your movie opens that no one is going to come out.
~ Ridley Scott
If you don't want me to attend the patient I'll go.' 'But she can't see a doctor now.' 'Why not?' 'She isn't well.
~ P.G. Wodehouse
And believe me, the Catholic Church has much to thank Dante for. His Inferno terrified the faithful for centuries, and no doubt tripled church attendance among the fearful.
~ Dan Brown
Catholic Church has much to thank Dante for. His Inferno terrified the faithful for centuries, and no doubt tripled church attendance among the fearful.
~ Dan Brown
Overnight, Dante's work solidified the abstract concept of hell into clear and terrifying vision - visceral, palpable, and unforgettable. Not surprisingly, following the poem's release, the Catholic Church enjoyed an enormous upstick in attendance from terrified sinners looking to avoid Dante's updated version of the underworld.
~ Dan Brown
I said school starts tomorrow. I didn't say I was going to be there.
~ Kim Harrison
Seventy percent of success in life is showing up.
~ Woody Allen
You never remember who came to the funeral, but you never forget who didn't.
~ Christopher Buckley
His entire system of theology was comprised in the Bible, which he never read, and the Methodist Church, which he rarely attended.
~ lewis sinclair
January is the best time of year for gym owners. You all come. It's great! And then, by Valentine's Day, you're not coming in anymore.
~ David Kirsch
I didn't go to the lectures. My valet, who was more distinguished than I, went instead.
~ Witold Gombrowicz
The school was very supportive. The only class that I had to attend every day was biology when we were doing dissections. I would take an 8 a.m. bio class, dissect my animal, and then run to work.
~ Mila Kunis
The best meetings get real work done. When your people learn that your meetings actually accomplish something, they will stop making excuses to be elsewhere.
~ Larry Constantine
The less important you are on the table of organization, the more you'll be missed if you don't show up for work.
~ Bill Vaughan
There are three orchestras in Munich, all world-quality, in a city of one million. Yet every hall is full.
~ Zubin Mehta
Every minister knows it's harder to get the guys to church than the women. We ought to be asking why this is.
~ Rodney Stark
Mobile technology makes it possible to be present without being in attendance.
~ Tom Wheeler
Your ability to reach students today is an indicator of your ability to reach your community a few years from now. Measure the percent of students in attendance as if your future depends on it. (Because it does!) And when your student ministry staff discovers a method that works, make sure your adult ministry staff knows about it so they can prepare for a coming shift in their ministries.
~ Tony Morgan
I think movies are now like going to a museum and seeing the latest exhibit - people just aren't going. It really is a dying art form. It feels frustrating.
~ Parker Posey
I didn't go to the lectures. My valet, who was more distinguished than I, went instead.
~ Witold Gombrowicz
In perpetrating a revolution, there are two requirements: someone or something to revolt against and someone to actually show up and do the revolting. Dress is usually casual and both parties may be flexible about time and place, but if either faction fails to attend, the whole enterprise is likely to come off badly.
~ Woody Allen
Ninety percent of success in life is just showing up.
~ Woody Allen
Showing up is 80% of life.
~ Woody Allen
80% of life is showing up.
~ Woody Allen