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Quotes About Digestive

I am sure there must be a word for it in German, something compound like lifegrief that would translate as outpouring of sorrow at the human condition, for I do not entirely believe that it is a digestive malaise.
~ Rachel Cusk
But the reformers were right: the bovine digestive system is an extraordinarily efficient mechanism for converting grass, fodder, and even forage into fertilizer.15 Their shit-savings were a form of liquid capital.
~ Walter Johnson
Sperm is high in fat and protein, which takes time for the digestive system to process.
~ Karin Slaughter
Forrest Gump had gotten it all wrong. Life wasn't a box of chocolates. It was a box of ex-lax, and I felt like I'd consumed the entire thing.
~ Jana Deleon
Fred put vinegar on things, and no man who did that ate at Wolfe's table. Fred did it back in 1932, calling for vinegar and stirring it into brown roux for a squab. Nothing had been said, Wolfe regarding it as immoral to interfere with anybody's meal until it was down and the digestive processes completed, but the next morning he had fired Fred and kept him fired for over a month.
~ Rex Stout
Tis not her coldness, father, That chills my labouring breast; It's that confounded cucumber I've ate and can't digest.
~ Richard Harris Barham
As her analyst had told her: the deeper buried the distress, the further into the body it went. The digestive system was about as far as it could go to hide.
~ Richard Matheson
A jellyfish is little more than a pulsating bell, a tassel of trailing tentacles and a single digestive opening through which it both eats and excretes - as regrettable an example of economy of design as ever was.
~ Jeffrey Kluger
periodontal disease? 19. Do you frequently alternate constipation and diarrhea or feel pain or discomfort in your digestive area? 20. Have you been told that you have chronic bad breath? 21. Are you shorter than you used to be? Had any evidence of calcium deposits? 22. Do you catch every cold and flu that's going around? This is the first of eight self-assessments this book asks you to do, and it is the one that will give you a general idea of your overall health.
~ Jeffrey S. Bland
A cesarean section is a wound that impedes normal digestive function, function that must resume following surgery. Breast milk is delayed. Seven layers of tissue and muscle are severed.
~ Jennifer Block
Complex digestive conditions harm the physical and emotional well-being of many children, but GI research is severely undervalued and underfunded.
~ Norman Braman
Again, just as the digestive system decomposes food into its basic elements, so consciousness breaks up the great archetype into archetypal groups and symbols which can later be assimilated as split-off attributes and qualities by the perceptive and organizing powers of the conscious mind.
~ Erich Neumann
In college, I would eat a lot of Five Guys and burgers. Everybody eats differently, but that's not the best for your digestive system, and I've learned that over the years.
~ Caris LeVert
So far as they're concerned, the physical fronts don't exist. Except for a mouth and an anus, their patient doesn't have a body. He isn't an organism, he wasn't born with a constitution or a temperament. All he has is the two ends of a digestive tube, a family and a psyche.
~ Aldous Huxley
I love Chinese food, like steamed dim sum, and I can have noodles morning, noon and night, hot or cold. I like food that's very simple on the digestive system - I tend to keep it light. I love Japanese food too - sushi, sashimi and miso soup.
~ Shilpa Shetty
In health we're doing the digestive system. We each got assigned a topic for an oral report. I got the small intestine. I swear to god I hate my life.
~ Lynda Barry
Not everyone has to follow this, but those with digestive and GI issues can find relief by following a few simple rules like eating proteins with vegetables and not starches, or eating starches with vegetables. Fruits are best eaten alone or with nuts. Fats do well with everything except fruit.
~ Ann Boroch
Recent study of beetle digestive tracts has found more than 650 distinct yeasts, at least 200 of which were previously unidentified
~ Sandor Ellix Katz
The combination of long-expired beef jerky and ten cans of Coors were likely responsible for the upheaval in his bowels.
~ Ryan Seek
time. You can repeat this process as many times as necessary for three or four days, but if the problem persists its time to seek appropriate medical advice. No Drug Pain Relief Obviously you can use over the counter or prescription anti-inflammatory medications for pain relief but you must keep in mind that they could have nasty side effects, including digestive upset. The good
~ John McArthur
A baseball fan has the digestive apparatus of a billy goat. He can, and does, devour any set of diamond statistics with insatiable appetite and then nuzzles hungrily for more.
~ Arthur Daley
Finally, as the digestive canal is a complex system, a series of separate chemical laboratories, I cut the connections between them in order to investigate the course of phenomena in each particular laboratory; thus I resolved the digestive canal into several separate parts.
~ Ivan Pavlov
I had thought Chicago was inevitable, like diarrhea.
~ John Varley
Q: Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? A: He worked it out with a pencil.
~ Scott McNeely