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Quotes About Bastards

As for why we're going over the plan again, let me remind you that one good screwup will make the fate of those poor bastards look sunny in comparison to what we'll get.
~ Scott Lynch
Legitimate brothers were all too likely to go to war over an inheritance. Bastards had to hitch their fortunes to the king and his designated heir, and many kings produced them with abandon.
~ Stephanie Coontz
We are in control, they are in a state of hysteria. Losers, they think that by killing civilians and trying to distort the feelings of the people they will win. I think they will not win, those bastards.
~ Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf
Take care of yourself and beware high connections with bastards, because when the revolution comes there won't be mercy for toadying ass-lickers.
~ Gregory Maguire
But what about ugly bastards? What about us? What about our rights to be kissed?
~ Hanif Kureishi
They're the sort of dozy bastards who don't think beyond their next pot of ale, but Thomas does, Thomas is a two-pot thinker, he is.
~ Bernard Cornwell
All I want is a gentleman. I'm sick to bloody death of bastards.
~ Katie Price
This bastard was in a self-help program? For what? Square-jawed, cleft-chin sufferers? Handsome Bastards Anonymous?
~ Susan Juby
Dr. Swift, as bitter as ever, had observed that the history of the Stuarts in their northern lands had been that the king had one legitimate child and a flock of bastards. Then he would die young, and violently, and the lairds would again give decisive proof of the proposition that being Regent of Scotland was a capital offence.
~ Joseph T Major
All heart surgeons are bastards, and Conway is no exception.
~ Michael Crichton
Bastards!" Wayne said. "Wayne!" "Fine! Regular old turds then!
~ Brandon Sanderson
From the tens of thousands of criminals I have mixed with behind bars and in the streets or have known of over the last three decades of my criminally active life, the Eighties, Nineties and Naughties, I have selected the crème de la crème of the toughest, maddest, hardest Scottish bastards that have ever drawn breath.
~ Stephen Richards
I had this fantasy that in a democracy the government was the population. So I came to America and got a big slap in my face... Americans were not what I thought. I thought I was going to see bastards and I saw nice people, very friendly to me.
~ Marjane Satrapi
And the facts were politicians liked money and power. They tended to be greedy bastards, more like whores than anything else. Most would sell their souls if they thought it would get them what they wanted—money and power.
~ Michele Scott
If complete and utter chaos was lightning, then he'd be the sort to stand on a hilltop in a thunderstorm wearing wet copper armour and shouting 'All gods are bastards!
~ Terry Pratchett
Let's just say that if complete and utter chaos were lightning, then he'd be the sort to stand on a hilltop in a thunderstorm wearing wet copper armor and shouting 'All Gods are bastards.
~ Terry Pratchett
I always said you couldn't trust those people from Purchasing," said the Deputy Financial Manager. "The bastards.
~ Terry Pratchett
Alone, my arse, he thought. I'll walk in alone, while my men sneak up behind them and destroy every last one of the bastards who took my woman.
~ Karen Marie Moning
Captain! You can't hold them off! I tried! I swear! They've been artificially enhanced, sir! But all the humans died out - there's bones out there by the millions! They were all suffocated by cuteness! The World is full of kiitens, oh the horror! 'My God,' Hadrian said. "They've finally did it! All those oh-so-cute-my-cuddy-kittens-here's-a-pic bastards! They finally went and did it!
~ Steven Erikson
All I want is a gentleman. I'm sick to bloody death of bastards.
~ Katie Price
Even evil bastards like Frank Begbie probabably attained an angelic innocence when they were out for the count.
~ Irvine Welsh
You know, we're a victim of our own success," the former senator said quietly. "We've managed to handle every nation-state that ever crossed us, but these invisible bastards who work for their vision of God are harder to identify and track.
~ Tom Clancy
Some woman, no doubt. Most of them are." He favored Jon with a rueful grin. "Remember this, boy. All dwarfs are bastards, yet not all bastards need be dwarfs." And with that he turned and sauntered back into the feast, whistling a tune. When he opened the door, the light from within threw his shadow clear across the yard, and for just a moment Tyrion Lannister stood tall as a king.
~ George R. R. Martin
All dwarfs may be bastards yet not all bastards are dwarfs.
~ George R.R. Martin