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Quotes About Grading

It's unfortunate that sometimes in schools, there's this need to have things quantified and graded.
~ Rita Dove
Ms. Casey is standing in front of the class explaining how she worked all weekend to get the tests graded so she could hand them back on Monday morning, and you're wondering if you're supposed to be impressed that she did her job.
~ Charles Benoit
In eighth grade, I went to home school, but it was a program meant for stay-at-home moms, and both my parents worked, so I had to grade my own papers. I'd be like, 'Ah man, you're close enough, you get 100 percent!'
~ Scotty Lago
I was a straight-A student at a university" does not mean what it did in 1960 or even 1980. A study of two hundred colleges and universities up through 2009 found that A was the most commonly given grade, an increase of nearly 30 percent since 1960 and over 10 percent just since 1988. Grades in the A and B range together now account for more than 80 percent of all grades in all subjects, a trend that continues unabated.17
~ Thomas M. Nichols
Mitt Romney saying that Barack Obama gets an F is one of the most ridiculous things that he has said in this race.
~ Stephanie Cutter
Judge: a law student who marks his own papers.
~ H. L. Mencken
K-12 teachers. Many work in classrooms for as many as thirty-five hours a week; on top of that they must assign, read, and comment on homework, prepare and grade exams, and develop next week's lesson plans.
~ James W. Loewen
The people shall further be graded according to wealth, and—humorous touch this—the more obviously a man labor, the more stinting shall be his reward; the more he work in the out-of-doors, the thinner his clothing shall be; the more his labor filthy him, the less water shall he have to wash
~ Jamie O'Neill
When teachers grade by activities, it's nearly impossible to unpack the resulting data to show where the student needs to make gains. However, when teachers score by deconstructing an activity score into different benchmarks in the grade book, patterns emerge and become useful for describing the learner's performance, giving specific feedback about it, and making decisions about what to do next.
~ Jane E. Pollock
I grade my stocks. I'm what they call a quant, one of the geeks of the stock market.
~ Louis Navellier
I had to give her a C because she spoilt an otherwise thoughtful piece by suddenly concluding that the Church of England was Anne Boleyn's "fault." A Church is not the "fault" of anybody.
~ Helen Oyeyemi
Judge: a law student who marks his own examination-papers.
~ H. L. Mencken
I was told that I had to give grades to the students, which I wasn't particularly interested in doing.
~ Merce Cunningham
The psychology degree comes from the fact that I was a chemistry major and they kept wanting the correct answer, whereas in psychology you basically write whatever you want, and chances are you get a B.
~ Unknown
A school without grades must have been concocted by someone who was drunk on non-alcoholic wine.
~ Karl Kraus
Life is an error-making and an error-correcting process, and nature in marking man's papers will grade him for wisdom as measured both by survival and by the quality of life of those who survive.
~ Jonas Salk
Instead of assigning grades according to merit, plan to simply add all my student's scores together and divide by the total number of students. Since I grade on a bell curve, this means that every student---every semester in every class---will receive a grade of 'C'. Nothing would please Karl Marx more than knowing that regardless of talent or effort everyone will get the same outcome in my classes.
~ Unknown
If you don't believe this, think what would happen if a teacher gave all A's. The teacher would have a problem.
~ Peter Block
Any race of people that allows itself to be graded on a scale designed by European science will appear to be a culture of higher primates.
~ Peter Høeg
Any grading system is meaningless. Every attempt to compare cultures with the intention of determining which is the most developed will never be anything other than one more bullshit projection of Western culture's hatred of its own shadows.
~ Peter Høeg