Quotes About Experience

If you've never seen an elephant ski, then you've never been on acid.

Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.

If you're not getting older, you're dead.

The biggest thing I remember is that there was just no transition. You hit the ground diapering.

You don't realize how easy this game is until you get up in that broadcasting booth.

...no one is born a great cook, one learns by doing.

Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.

What is it like to be a bat? What is it like for a bat to be a bat?

You learn a lot though when you have kids, I'll tell you what. Did you know when a baby poops its diapers, you're not supposed to hit him with a rolled-up newspaper?

I couldn't settle in Italy - it was like living in a foreign country.

To get over my divorce, I got a prescription to live at the Playboy Mansion for a while.

I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up.

MaCleod, since you've flown the SeaBee a lot you'll understand when I say it was the only airplane I ever owned that you could put in a dive, loose a cylinder and stall out!

We took pictures of the native girls, but they weren't developed. . . But we're going back next week.

I remember writing standup jokes without having done sets. But as soon as I did my first set, it didn't matter. Everything I thought would work didn't work. And everything I was iffy on was funny.

As a child I watched Mary Poppins so many times I suffered from a condition with my sight. Umdiddleiddleiddleumdiddle Eye.

Age is something that doesn't matter unless you're a cheese

I got off the plane - I was walking and cooking at the same time.

Now I've wrestled alotta countries!

The longer you live, the more you will begin to understand who you actually are and what you are capable of doing.

Who I am today is what experience, obstacles and setbacks I have gone through, without them I wouldn't be as effective a leader I am today.

Learning Is A Treasure That Will Follow Its Owner Everywhere...

The way to learn to do something right is to do something wrong.

What is the secret of success? Right decisions, how do you make Right decisions? Experience, how do you get experience? Wrong decision.