Quotes About Experience

To be in touch with death, and the darker side of life, makes the lighter side more enjoyable.

To be a comedian, you have to have some darkness behind it. I certainly draw on my past, and it helps.

I find that the older I get, the more I see that there really aren't huge zeniths of happiness or a huge abyss of darkness as much as there used to be.

There's the way that light shows in darkness, and it is extremely beautiful. And I think it essentializes the experience of being human, to see light in darkness.

I have a really early childhood memory of being in a darkroom with Mum when I was four or five.

I'm the worst person to tell anybody how to date.

After you date a player or two it's nice to just chill with a guy that can keep it basic.

I certainly didn't want to date. I was through with guys.

I've actually never been taken on a date in my whole life.

A good amount of the guys wanted to date me. Even older guys looking at me. It took some getting used to.

You know, I'm not sure I ever even had a blind date!

I'd date someone younger or older; age doesn't matter to me. Or looks, really - it's all about maturity.

In fact, no one has ever really wanted to go on a date with me.

I date guys who are five, 10, 15 years older than I am.

I've never been on a date.

If you date one woman a year, times 10 years, and that's 10 women.

You date somebody, and you have this obviously intense experience where you share a life together in whatever way that is for how many years.

Every awards show, I take the same date: my best friend, Blaire. I took my boyfriend once to the VMAs, and I never made that mistake again.

Let's put it this way: The older you get, the easier it is to date younger men. There are more of them.

Everything I learned about women, I learned from the ages of 13-16. Every girl would talk to me about their problems, and none of them wanted to date me. So, I learned all of these things. So, when I finally got to the place where I could hit on girls, I just referenced back to all the things that I learned in high school.

I wasn't allowed to date in high school.

I once dated someone who worked at McDonald's. She came up and asked if I wanted a Big Mac.

Before I got married, I dated the gamut.

I never dated much.