Quotes About Parenting

People ask me all the time, "What kind of father are you?" I won't know until my kids are grown.

He is so mean, he won't let his little baby have more than one measle at a time.

If you want to produce really horrible, obnoxious kids, say yes to them all the time.

Don't mess with my kids again. I will look past it once because I do believe its my fault. But if you touch my kids one more time, then you'll be in danger too.

I always supported the women I worked with having time off to go to parent-teacher conferences and doctors' appointments or bringing their infants into the office.

Children never lie...I remember my daughter standing in her crib the first time I gave her caviar. I put it on bread. She ate it and said, "Encore, Papa."

The Afghan War has clearly reached a stage similar to that moment at your child's party where you realise you've forgotten to give the other parents a pick up time.

Whatever parent gives his children good instruction and sets them at the same time a bad example, may be considered as bringing them food in one hand and poison in the other.

They tell you that at his age, all they do is eat, sleep, and poop. And what I've learned is they can actually do all three at the same time. Who knew?

I barely have time for my own children. To adopt more children and not have time for them, that would be poor parenting on my part.

The seventies was a time when a lot of people didn't tell their children they were adopted.

Most of the time I believe in letting kids go ahead and make their own mistakes - maybe even get a little hurt - and learn from them.

When President Clinton starts talking about what is moral, as he did when recommending a national law banning human cloning, it's time for us to lock up our daughters.

My boredom threshold is low at the best of times but I have spent more time being slowly and excruciatingly bored by children than any other section of the human race.

Men should spend less time with guns and more time in childbirth.

Now I'm starting, relatively, to think straight again. I live one day at a time, one hour at a time. What makes it all worthwhile is my children.

There's a time when you have to explain to your children why they're born, and it's a marvelous thing if you know the reason by then.

The greatest gift children can give you is that, for the first time, you're not the center of your own universe.

I'll tell you my routine - it's really exciting. I feed, I burp, I change diapers, I pump. And then I have a tiny window of time to myself.

You spend some time raising a child in London, carrying it around on one side of your body - it puts your back out!

My mum put me in drama classes when I was about 14. I'd been going on about it for some time, so maybe it was a way to shut me up.

Being a parent and having two young kids, I buy Blu-rays and DVDs all the time. It's like buying a toy.

I always like to play with my kids. I always have the time to do that. That's my priority, always has been, so just interacting with my kids, and being with them is great.

We routinely leave our small children in day care among strangers. At the same time, in our guilt we evince paranoia about strangers and foster fear in children.