Quotes About Parenting
The kid scared her sometimes, he was so smart. She wondered where he inherited it. Not from her gene pool, that was for sure. Richard, her first husband and Gabe's father, was smart enough but no genius. She also wondered from time to time whether being so precocious made him an outcast at his private boys' school. It couldn't be easy.
~ Joseph Finder
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May this plain statement of facts prevail on the friends of the rising generation to interpose for their welfare that the education of children may no longer be to parent and master a lottery, in which the prizes bear no proportion to the enormous number of blanks.
~ Joseph Lancaster
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The third factor listed by Barlow is specific learning experiences. If a child is given excessive attention when ill, he may continue to use "sick behaviors" as a way to attract attention and sympathy. Similarly, if a child observes a parent or other adults using such strategies, he might adopt them as well.
~ Joseph LeDoux
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Certainly not. You need to sleep," their mother, Blossomheart, scolded. "And so does Graystripe.
~ Erin Hunter
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Are you carrying his kits?
~ Erin Hunter
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Well, play something quieter!" Spiderleg snapped. "I don't envy you, Graystripe. Two kits are hard enough." Then he yelped in pain. "When I told you to play something else, Toadkit, I didn't mean attacking my tail!
~ Erin Hunter
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What's it got to do with you?" Jagged Peak huffed. Star Flower hissed. "He's the father of my kits!
~ Erin Hunter
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Graystripe looked ready to burst out of his skin. "Fireheart," he whispered, "Silverstream is going to have my kits!
~ Erin Hunter
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Tigerkit was nagging his mother. "Why can't I go out?" "You've just come in." "But it's a sunny day." "You need a nap." "I'm not tired." "You will be later." "I'll sleep then." "But you'll be grumpy all afternoon if you don't nap now." "No, I won't." "Yes, you will.
~ Erin Hunter
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It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding.
~ Erma Bombeck
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I wanted to go to a place where you were important and people listened to what you had to say. Mothering hadn't done that ... and yet ... wouldn't it be ironic if my turf yielded the most important commodity being grown today? A family? A crop of children, seeded by two people, nourished by love, watered by tears, and in eighteen or twenty years harvested into worthwhile human beings to go through the process again.
~ Erma Bombeck
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All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them.
~ Erma Bombeck
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It is upsetting to many parents that their teen-agers introduce them to their friends as encyclopedia salesmen who are just passing through ... if they introduce them at all. I have some acquaintances who hover in dark parking lots, enter church separately and crouch in furnace rooms so their teen-agers will not be accused of having parents.
~ Erma Bombeck
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You show me a boy who brings a snake home to his mother and I'll show you an orphan.
~ Erma Bombeck
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Never have more children than you have car windows.
~ Erma Bombeck
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One thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the rest of your life, at the drop of a hat, you are expected to know your child's name and how old he or she is.
~ Erma Bombeck
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When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out.
~ Erma Bombeck
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I take a very practical view of raising children. I put a sign in each of their rooms: 'Checkout Time is 18 years.'
~ Erma Bombeck
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Parenting is a negative thing. Keep your children from killing themselves, or anyone else, and hope for the best.
~ Erma Bombeck
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All of us have moments in out lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them.
~ Erma Bombeck
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Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.
~ Erma Bombeck
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Everyone is guilty at one time or another of throwing out questions that beg to be ignored, but mothers seem to have a market on the supply. "Do you want a spanking or do you want to go to bed?" Don't you want to save some of the pizza for your brother?" Wasn't there any change?
~ Erma Bombeck
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My mom once told me that my dad had given me an alliterative name, Wade Watts, because he thought it sounded like the secret identity of a superhero. Like Peter Parker or Clark Kent.
~ Ernest Cline
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I remind everyone: Whether you school them at home or send them to school, you as a parent have the responsibility to make sure they learn and behave. Teachers and principals may help, but parents are the ones who must accept responsibility.
~ Ernest Istook
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