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Quotes About Parenting

Studies show rectal thermometers are still the best way to take a baby's temperature. Plus, it really shows them who's boss.
~ Tina Fey
I work, and then whenever I have any other time, I'm with my daughter, and then I go to sleep. I think you basically have to abandon the dreams of having any other adult activities in your life. You have to go to sleep whenever your child goes to sleep. That's basically how we're doing it.
~ Tina Fey
A Harvard Medical School study has determined that rectal thermometers are still the best way to tell a baby's temperature. Plus, it really teaches the baby who's boss.
~ Tina Fey
Being a mom has made me so tired. And so happy.
~ Tina Fey
I regret not having had more time with my kids when they were growing up.
~ Tina Turner
Eating disorders can have serious medical and psychological consequences which, left unchecked, can kill. Parents should address this issue and ask their children to discuss how they feel about themselves.
~ Tipper Gore
There was a sweetness in my voice I found nauseating. I made a note to myself never to have children. Or at least not helpless children.
~ Tod Goldberg
I'm a dad and that's pretty important.
~ Todd Akin
My children will suffer in ways I fear I can foresee but am hopeless to prevent.
~ Todd May
Children that are raised in a home with a married mother and father consistently do better in every measure of well-being than their peers who come from divorced or step-parent, single-parent, cohabiting homes.
~ Todd Tiahrt
A mother provides nourishment for her child at every level, whether she is aware of it or not. Some of this food may be good and some not so good, but everything that she thinks, feels, says, and does affects her offspring as well as her.
~ Toinette Lippe
When you have two busy kids running around the house, returning e-mails is a task, let alone surfing the web.
~ Tom Brady
In the 1950s, primate researcher Harry Harlow's legendary experiments replacing the real mothers of baby monkeys with cloth ones proved the extent to which infants need loving physical attention in order to become healthy adults.
~ Tom Butler-Bowdon
In the 1950s, primate researcher Harry Harlow's legendary experiments replacing the real mothers of baby monkeys with cloth ones proved the extent to which infants need loving physical attention in order to become healthy adults. Remarkably, this sort of touching went against the child-rearing views of the time.
~ Tom Butler-Bowdon
Though they could be affectionate to other monkeys, few were able to mate as adults, and those who did have offspring were not able to take care of them properly. Clearly, the lack of normal response from their fake mothers, and their isolation from other monkeys, had made them socially backward. They
~ Tom Butler-Bowdon
A woman can take care of the family. It takes a man to provide structure, to provide stability. Not that I'm saying a woman can't provide stability, I'm not saying that...It does take a father though.
~ Tom DeLay
I live on my own, happily, and I've never wanted children, but it did occur to me one day that there's part of me in 'Torak' - he's a loner, I'm a loner - as there's part of me in 'Renn,' who's quite waspish. I think, in some senses, 'Torak' is the son I never had.
~ Michelle Paver
I've taken a few public hits in my career, and I never hid the pain of it from my children. Nor did I hide the regrouping and rethinking that occurred after each one. After all, that process allowed me to re-emerge and go on to build a more impactful - and more engaging - career path than the one I had been knocked off of.
~ Sallie Krawcheck
I don't want to live in a world where I could say to my daughter, 'There used to be turtles that swam in the ocean.'
~ Angela Kinsey
My parents were willing to spend time and invest time in my hobbies, no matter how odd they seemed. When I was really young, I collected rocks and minerals. But mostly I would hang out with friends, playing basketball. It was not the most eventful childhood, but I think that's good.
~ Daniel Schwartz
It is that bizarre thing. If I had kids, I, of course, would tell them there's Santa, but it's also just an odd feeling to be blatantly lying to kids.
~ Tig Notaro
It's a bit odd to have a daughter who sounds American.
~ David Thewlis
I have a three-year-old and a four-year-old at home, and my mornings are about just dealing with the fact of that. I oddly enjoy it.
~ Damian Lewis
I don't like my parents; I never will. I didn't cry at either of their funerals. I haven't missed them for five seconds. I didn't - you know, our characters were so at odds with one another right from the beginning. But I do understand them now as human beings, with the understanding of an adult.
~ David Small