Quotes About Parenting

And me having kids, with my family history? My mom: mentally ill, shot and killed her last husband. My father: six ex-wives, four heart attacks. Both of my parents think alcohol is a food group.

Now, my mom always said two wrongs don't make a right. But she never said anything about four wrongs, and that always left me confused.

I had gone to jail, but I wasn't gettin' locked up for drugs then. I was gettin' locked up for guns. My moms kept finding guns and stuff in my room and she was gettin' more scared.

My mom and dad gave their kids the greatest gift of all - the gift of unconditional love. They cared deeply about who we would be, and much less about what we would do.

My mom won't let anyone treat me like a little princess.

A mom and dad found an S&M magazine under their 10-year-old son's bed, and the dad said, 'Well, we sure can't spank him.'

I don't plan to take a formal, cold approach with my children, but I expect a lot. I don't want my children to view me as their best friend. I want to be their mom.

My mom raised me to be successful and not be a knucklehead and do the wrong things. She still talks to me to this day about those things.

Studies show that children best flourish when one mom and one dad are there to raise them.

A lot of moms give their kids line reads. My mom wasn't put in that position because I always had an acting teacher helping with the feelings rather than how to say something.

My mom gives me an allowance. She keeps me pretty tight-reined.

I always wished my dad was there to intimidate my boyfriends or something. It's supposed to be your dad giving your guys friends the stink-eye for sneaking beer through your house, not your mom.

Other kids would take their parents to the toy store and I'd take my mom to the record store.

Furnish an example, stop preaching, stop shielding, don't prevent self-reliance and initiative, allow your children to develop along thier own lines.

I never let anyone pluck, including myself, unless my mom approves. She guards my eyebrows. She's like the eyebrow police!

Being a Hot Mom means being respected as a mom and a woman. And, the key to being a Hot Mom is having a sense of humor about yourself and all the crazy situations that arise.

Nowadays they say you need a special chip to put in the TV so kids can't watch this and that. In my day, we didn't need a chip. My mom was the chip. End of story.

Ma-ma does everything for the baby, who responds by saying Da-da first.

You are your child's keeper until she's mature enough to keep herself.

My dad has never actually grounded me. He always tells my mom to do it. He tells her, "Miley was so bad today, you need to ground her.

Once you're a mom, you've been split into two people. It's like Peter Pan and his shadow.

I think my mom put it best. She said, 'Little girls soften their daddy's hearts.'

Biology makes us Mothers & Fathers, whats in the heart makes us Mom's and Dad's

She raised us with humor, and she raised us to understand that not everything was going to be great-but how to laugh through it.