Quotes About Parenting

What are children anyway? Midget drunks. They greet you in the morning by kneeing you in the face and talking gibberish. They can't even walk straight.

You know what I like to do? I love waking up early, making them breakfast, taking them to school, having time in the morning with them. With six kids, it's like a reality show.

My days, if they start in the morning with a cuddle from my son, are just so much more glorious than they were prior to that.

Seeing my children in the morning as they come down from their bedrooms makes my heart come alive. There's just no better moment in my day.

My kid gets me out of bed in the morning.

Don't worry that children never listen to you; worry that they are always watching you.

As truly as God is our Father, so truly God is our Mother.

The mother who takes pains to endow her children with good habits secures for herself smooth and easy days.

Fathers, like mothers, are not born. Men grow into fathers and fathering is a very important stage in their development.

There is no way to be a perfect mother, and a million ways to be a good one.

When in many societies, fathers are usually known by their sons, I am one of the few fathers who is known by his daughter, and I'm proud of it.

A Mother who radiates self-love and self-acceptance actually VACCINATES her daughter against low self-esteem.

His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.

The thing I'm the most proud of in my personal life is that my daughter actually thinks that I'm fabulous.

I have a daughter who is a sophomore in college and another who is in the 11th grade of high school.

Sweater, n.: garment worn by child when its mother is feeling chilly.

My mom has always said that if I get a big head, she'll take me out of this business as quickly as I got into it.

I was always embarrassed because my dad wore a suit and my mother wore flat pumps and a cozy jumper while my friends' parents were punks or hippies.

I played with dolls until I was 15. My mother encouraged it because my older sister got married when she was 15, so Mom thought that the longer I stayed with dolls, the better.

The mother of the year should be a sterilized woman with two adopted children

My mother was predominately a stay-at-home Mom.

Being a mother is hard and it wasn't a subject I ever studied.

God intended motherhood to be a relay race. Each generation would pass the baton on to the next.

The mother of three notoriously unruly youngsters was asked whether or not she'd have children if she had it to do over again. 'Yes', she replied 'but not the same ones.'