Quotes About Family

There's no scenario in which I wouldn't want my entire family at a wedding.

When I was little, I grew up in a place called Hertfordshire, which is just near London, but out in the country, and I visited Pakistan in the summers to go and see my family on my dad's side.

Honor your father and your mother.

Honor your father and mother even as you honor God for all three were partners in your creation.

Remember no matter how many candles you blow out this year there's one gal who will always think of you as young strong and handsome - your mother.

God could not be everywhere therefore he made mothers.

The best inheritance a parent can give his children is a few minutes of his time each day.

If I had known how wonderful it would be to have grandchildren I'd have had them first.

The best way to keep children home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires.

Human beings are the only creatures on Earth that allow children to come back home.

Children have become so expensive that only the poor can afford them.

In America there are two classes of travel - first class and with children.

I think a dysfunctional family is any family with more than one person in it.

We're supposed to take our problems to a family adviser. Personally I've never met a family adviser. They're all off somewhere listening to dirty stories.

Have children while your parents are still young enough to take care of them.

Let's face it there's lots of spoiled kids out there . . . because you can't spank Grandma.

I don't want to say anything about my kids . . . but I go to PTA meetings under an assumed name!

The Jewish man with parents still alive is a fifteen-year-old boy and will remain a fifteen-year-old boy until they die.

Few mistakes can be made by a mother-in-law who is willing to baby-sit.

It takes about five years for a walnut tree to produce nuts but this is not true of a family tree.

Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.

I love being a great-grandparent but what I hate is being the the mother of a grandparent.

A child prodigy is one with highly imaginative parents.

None but a mule denies his family.