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Quotes About Children

When I was a child there were many witches, and they bewitched both cattle and men, especially children.
~ Martin Luther
I'd love to be a dad. I hope I'd be great at it. That's every man's fear, yet his most important job.
~ Matt Damon
The hardest thing about having three kids is trying to find a balance, because there's always the odd man out, and you also need to make sure each child gets the attention he or she needs.
~ Patrick Dempsey
The happy marriage, which is the only proper nursery, is indissoluble. The unhappy marriage, which perpetually tells the child a bogey-man story about life, ought to be dissolved.
~ Rebecca West
I'm nice with damn kids, man. Kids love me. I can bounce back and forth. I can discipline kids and I can get into the mind of a kid.
~ J. B. Smoove
Researchers in England say tall men are more likely to have more children than short men. Here in America we call that the NBA theory.
~ Jay Leno
Words There is no good father, that's the rule. Don't lay the blame on men but on the bond of paternity, which is rotten. To beget children, nothing better; to have them, what iniquity!
~ Jean-Paul Sartre
I never wanted children. If I'd been deeply in love with a man and he'd wanted children, it would have been difficult.
~ Jeanette Winterson
Black men of integrity cannot make a deal with a politician and leave out the poor of the nation, all God's children.
~ Jesse Jackson
Men in a state of nature, uncivilized nations, children, have a great fondness for colors in their utmost brightness, and especially for yellow-red.
~ Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
When we recognize the rod of a father, should we not show ourselves docile children rather than rebelliously desperate men who have been hardened in their evil doings?
~ John Calvin
Let no man seek Henceforth to be foretold that shall befall Him or his children.
~ John Milton
My children are 12, 12, 8, and 7, which is bad idea, bad idea, bad idea, bad idea, for mom going inside.
~ Kellyanne Conway
When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out.
~ Erma Bombeck
It would seem that something which means poverty, disorder and violence every single day should be avoided entirely, but the desire to beget children is a natural urge.
~ Phyllis Diller
Now that I'm a mom, I'm way more laid back. If you come into my house, don't look for a coaster. Forget it. There is not a piece of furniture in my house now that is too precious.
~ Angela Kinsey
The most difficult part of dating as a single parent is deciding how much risk your own child's heart is worth.
~ Daniel Pearce
Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.
~ Fran Lebowitz
It kills you to see them grow up. But I guess it would kill you quicker if they didn't.
~ Barbara Kingsolver
Having children just puts the whole world into perspective. Everything else just disappears.
~ Kate Winslet
Cleaning the house while the children are home is like shoveling while it's still snowing.
~ Erma Bombeck
I bet your mom would let me." -Pigeon, Don't Let the Pigeon Drive the Bus-
~ Mo Willems
Being a mom, I love to play with my kids and have fun with them, but I also love fashion. My mom and both of my grandmothers have always been into fashion, so it's been around us our whole lives.
~ Kourtney Kardashian
My mom and dad gave their kids the greatest gift of all - the gift of unconditional love. They cared deeply about who we would be, and much less about what we would do.
~ Mitt Romney