Quotes About Children

The trouble with children is that they're not returnable.

When children are doing nothing, they are doing mischief.

I've got seven kids, the three words you hear most around my house are: Hello, goodbye, and I'm pregnant.

Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?

Children really brighten up a household - they never turn the lights off.

Everyone should have kids. They are the greatest joy in the world. But they are also terrorists. You'll realize this as soon as they are born, and they start using sleep deprivation to break you.

Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.

Parents are the last people on earth who ought to have children.

Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected.

I like children - fried.

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.

When ever I get a headache I take two tablet of aspirin and keep away from children just like the bottle says.

It's long been accepted as fact that the availability of family planning services saves lives. Where women have access to these services, children and families are healthier, and society at large benefits.

Let a widow be enrolled if she is not less than sixty years of age, having been the wife of one husband, 10 and having a reputation for good works: if she has brought up children, has shown hospitality, has washed the feet of the saints, has cared for the afflicted, and has devoted herself to every good work. -1 Timothy 5:9-10

Men never think, at least seldom think, what a hard task it is for us women to go through this very often. God's will be done, and if He decrees that we are to have a great number of children why we must try to bring them up as useful and exemplary members of society.

Even so we, when we were children, were in bondage under the elements of the world: But when the fullness of the time was come, God sent forth his Son, made of a woman, made under the law, To redeem them that were under the law, that we might receive the adoption of sons.

A woman should be home with the children, building that home and making sure there's a secure family atmosphere.

Feminism is a socialist, anti-family, political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians.

If violence is wrong in America, violence is wrong abroad. If it is wrong to be violent defending black women and black children and black babies and black men, then it is wrong for America to draft us, and make us violent abroad in defense of her. And if it is right for America to draft us, and teach us how to be violent in defense of her, then it is right for you and me to do whatever is necessary to defend our own people right here in this country.

The women has her own battlefield with every child she brings into the world she fights a battle for the nation.

Where all the women are strong, all the men are good-looking and all the children are above-average.

When men talk about defense, they always claim to be protecting women and children, but they never ask the women and children what they think.

Pornography is the instruction. Rape is the practice, battered women are the practice, and battered children are the practice.

Women are nothing but machines for producing children.