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Quotes About Fakeness

I think being vulnerable and real in the wolrd of fakeness is the bravest thing a person can do.
~ Kerli
Authenticity has never been Barbie's strong suit.
~ Mona Eltahawy
I hate all those celebrity sculptures like Tussauds, where everyone is dressed in spangly suits and they are all smiling.
~ Bill Bailey
L.A. is so fake - girls there are so superficial.
~ Verne Troyer
If the seventies were bulbous, and the eighties sharp, the nineties were nothing but bogus.
~ Will Self
I really don't agree with people who look literally plastic like Barbie dolls. I just don't think that's attractive.
~ Megan McKenna
hank you, Miss Midget, I mean Midge, for that beautiful tuba playing," lied Mr Grave. It had been truly awful. Like a hippopotamus farting.
~ David Walliams
Whatever made me the way I am left me hollow, empty inside, unable to feel. It doesn't seem like a big deal. I'm quite sure most people fake an awful lot of everyday human contact. I just fake it all. I fake it very well, and the feelings are never there.
~ Jeff Lindsay
The American media is delivering nothing but fakeness.
~ Cenk Uygur
I despise the rituals of fake friendship. I wish we could just claw each other's eyes out and call it a day; instead we put on huge radiant smiles and spout compliments until our teeth hurt from the saccharine sweetness of it all.
~ Jody Gehrman
I hate affected, niminy-piminy chits!
~ Louisa May Alcott
With her curling blond hair and her slender limbs and her beautiful clothes, Inez was alluring in an obvious way, and yet it was easy enough to see that her slightly protruding blue eyes were blank screens of self-love on which a small selection of fake emotions was allowed to flicker.
~ Edward St. Aubyn
Since I stand as a fake one; despite that, I want Twitter should verify the Fakeness with a blue tick, as a genuine fake. Can I qualify if I also create a fake website to prove precisely that?
~ Ehsan Sehgal
She reminded me of the girls I'd grown up with. Spoiled, undeniably pretty girls who tirelessly solicited compliments by claiming to be disgusted by their looks (too fat, too thin), who'd beg you to order nachos or fries to share! and then, claiming loss of appetite, sit and stare at you while you ate like they were watching porn. Who one day are your best friends and the next the agents of your destruction.
~ Elissa Schappell
I hate reality shows that are not reality.
~ Joan Rivers
The personal appearances and red carpet events are very glitzy, but it's a bit false.
~ Enya
All the fakeness just rolls right off them, maybe because the nonstop sales job of American life has instilled in them exceptionally high thresholds for sham, puff, spin, bullshit, and outright lies, in other words for advertising in all its forms.
~ Ben Fountain
One thing I hate in movies is when the camera starts circling around the characters. I find that totally fake.
~ Takeshi Kitano
The place is unreal. The people are unreal. The flowers are unreal--they don't smell. The fruit is unreal. Even the streets and buildings are unreal. I always expected to hear a carpenter shout "Strike" and the whole place come down like a stage set. That's what Hollywood is--a set, a glaring, gaudy, nightmarish set erected in the desert.
~ Ethel Barrymore
Pizza Hut isn't real pizza, I tell them. The way that balloon of Big Bird they fly in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade isn't the real Big Bird.
~ Meg Cabot
If I could act like This was my real life, And not some cage where I've been placed, Well then, I could tell you The truth like I used to And not be afraid of sounding fake.
~ Conor Oberst
I never wanted to return to Hollywood because Hollywood people and the fakeness - very artificial and not dear to my heart. After I lived in the Midwest, and I learned what sincere, real people were all about, I never wanted to go back.
~ Karolyn Grimes
all is phony.
~ Bob Dylan
The thing is, comedy's gone in a weird direction. People are really into ironic comedy and fakeness and cleverness.
~ Louis C. K.