Quotes About Uptight

Why be uptight about bowel movements and sex? We all have sex. We all have penises -- except for those of us who have vaginas.

People are just uptight because the kids are having fun. They didn't have the same freedom because they didn't take it; they just followed the lives laid down by their parents. And they're jealous of the people who didn't do that.

You know the type, some tight-laced spinster with a mouth like a cat's ass.