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Quotes About Kittens

Well, when I was a little girl we had 17 cats once. They all lived outside, and they kept having more kittens. My mom made us put little ribbons around each kitten's neck, put them in a wagon, and go door-to-door around the neighborhood to try to give them away.
~ Cheryl Hines
Kittens, kittens, showers of kittens, visitations of kittens. So many, you see them as Kitten, like leaves growing on a bare branch, staying heavy and green, then falling, exactly the same every year. People coming to visit say: What happened to that lovely kitten? What lovely kitten? They are all lovely kittens.
~ Doris Lessing
All these Ministers insist on coming in and having kittens all over the place.
~ Agatha Christie
Once you get a kitten, the natural thing you do is take a billion photos.
~ Hannah Simone
I know. And we have no does--not one--and no does means no kittens and in a few years no warren. It may seem incredible that the rabbits had given no thought to so vital a matter. But men have made the same mistake more than once--left the whole business out of account, or been content to trust to luck and the fortune of war.
~ Richard Adams
It is manifestly pregnant and has a bulging white belly heavy with its load of kittens.
~ K?b? Abe
Kittens play with yarn, they bat it around. What they're really doing is saying, "I can't knit, get this away from me!"
~ Mitch Hedberg
The coldest depth of Hell is reserved for people who abandon kittens.
~ Robert A. Heinlein, Friday
So far I had the god of evil and the god of terror on my side. My good-guy image was taking a serious beating. Maybe I should recruit some unicorns or kittens with rainbow powers to even us out.
~ Ilona Andrews, Magic Binds
My kittens look at me like little angels, and always after doing something especially devilish.
~ Jamie Ann Hunt
Sunlight streamed through grumbling storm clouds that played like tiger kittens around the mountain ridges.
~ Jane Wilson-Howarth
Take one female cat over a seven-year period. If all the kittens survived and bred, she would be responsible for 21,000 cats - they are such prolific breeders: you can see how important it is to neuter.
~ Celia Hammond
Our world," he said, "is far more advanced than yours. For reasons you'll understand shortly." A thin, bony naked woman entered the room, carrying two small, white kittens. She sat one of the fluffy cats in my lap and stuffed the other down my shirt. She turned and left. "There," said the large man. "The kittens will make your sad go away.
~ David Wong
There," said the large man. "The kittens will make your sad go away.
~ David Wong
The kittens will make your sad go away." The
~ David Wong
It's every little girl's dream," she said. "Interpol surveillance. And kittens.
~ Ally Carter
Bu her küçük k?z?n rüyas?d?r," dedi Kat. "Bir: Interpol taraf?ndan gözetlenmek. İki: kedi yavrular?." (syf. 31)
~ Ally Carter
The Democratic position seems to be everything is going to be free. Free education. Free health care. Free housing. Free love. Free kittens, I don't know.
~ John Kennedy
The coldest depth of Hell is reserved for people who abandon kittens.
~ Robert A. Heinlein
Thirty-seven days out Fuzzy Britches had eight golden little kittens, exactly like their parent but only a couple of inches across when flat, marble-sized when contracted. Everyone including Captain Stone thought they were cute; everyone enjoying petting them, stroking them with a gentle forefinger and listening carefully for the tiny purr, so high as to be almost beyond human ear range. Everyone enjoyed feeding them and they seemed to be hungry all the time.
~ Robert A. Heinlein
Eric Poole began with cats. Or, to be more exact, kittens.
~ Robert Cormier
Is this a trial of thoughts, or of kittens?' demanded the Woggle-Bug. 'It's a trial of one kitten,' replied the Scarecrow; 'but your manner is a trial to us all.
~ L. Frank Baum
They might be kittens," she said hopefully. "They're stalking us." "They might be shy." "I don't think it's kittens, Valkyrie." "Puppies, then?
~ Derek Landy
For biting, there are two corrections that work extremely well. In most cases, the ssssst! that imitates Mom-cat stops young kittens cold. Make the sound very percussive.
~ Amy Shojai