Quotes About Appearance

I was genuinely frightened when I saw the Daleks. These ridiculous-looking things absolutely get to the core of you when you're standing in front of one.

I show elements of the set in my pictures because it's not real. When I see movies, I often love the 'making of' more than the movie itself. It's not so final. When you have a woman just standing there, it doesn't mean much.

From my own personal standpoint, I've always preferred my hair shorter because it's just easier.

From a shallow standpoint, I like nice things.

Relying on the face might be human nature - even babies prefer to look at attractive people. But, of course, judging someone based on the geometry of his features is, from a moral and legal standpoint, no better than judging him based on the color of his skin.

It's funny - I read that women look to chiseled-faced guys for one-night stands, and to round-faced guys for marriage. When I'm rounder in the face, I like to say, 'This is my long-term look.' Or 'This is my wife-and-kids look right here.'

The most memorable performance was my appearance in concert in Carnegie Hall. The first standup to do so.

Well, you can't compete with a six foot five man in a wig.

...a young man, Jamaican, perhaps, his head circled in a scarf with sunbleached dreadlocks on piled on top, looking like a plate of soft-shell crabs.

I don't look as handsome in Men in Black II as I did in the first one.

Although I'm sure there are plenty of tall, gorgeous, life-of-the-party guys who are also true to their wives, I happen to believe that a disproportionate number of them are cheaters.

At their first appearance innovators have always been derided as fools and mad men.

A man of such obvious and exemplary charm must be a liar.

Do not be deceived into thinking that how a man acts is the full picture.

The tenderest spot in a man's make-up is sometimes the bald spot on top of his head.

Individually, men may present a more or less rational appearance, eating, sleeping, and scheming. But humanity a a whole is changeful, mystical, fickle, delightful. Men are men, but Man is a woman.

It's strange how men feel they have the right to criticize a woman's appearance to her face.

For better or ill, I was very heavily influenced by men I knew who always dressed formally.

Hypocrisy is folly. It is much easier, safer, and pleasanter to be the thing which a man aims to appear, than to keep up the appearance of being what he is not.

The gentleman is solid mahogany; the fashionable man is only veneer.

A man's as old as he's feeling. A woman as old as she looks.

Wise men, like wine, are best when old; pretty women, like bread, are best when young.

Many men who transgress justice, honor appearance over reality.

A man is an artist only at certain moments, by an effort of will. Objects have the same appearance for everybody.